John Coltrane

By Anonymous - 11/04/2009 04:12 - United States

Spicy
Today, I asked my girlfriend of a year and a half to give me a blow job. She replied okay and bent down and blew on my penis. Then she looked up at me and said, "Was that good?" She was serious. FML
I agree, your life sucks 75 110
You deserved it 22 198

Same thing different taste

Top comments

_apecakez 0

LOL! is she like 10 years old, and doesn't know exactly what a ******* is? but that's sort of cute how she's innocent. n____n

Mattrocker 4

Comments

LOOOOL@#5! YOUR GIRLFRIEND COMMENTED IT! THAT'S THE BEST THING EVER!

greasy66 0

Not at all # 7, the more sex a girls had the better she knows how to work your junk by the time she gets around to you. I'll take the town bike over unpicked cherries any day of the week.

well why do they call it a ******** then? like im in high school and i have tons of guys wanting to hook up with me but i dont know exactly hw to give a ******** still so I dont do anything with them.

i hope you told her how...that poor girl must have been embarrassed. lol. maybe a lil sex ed is in need...

Common_Sense 0

first of all... how old are you guys?? and second, you've been together a year and a half and have never attempted a ******** before??

Man, little boys who begs for blow-jobs are getting younger every year.

are you saying she hadn't given you oral and it had been a year and half! WOW

barnops 0

Dude, you are so busted...#30

#2 was right to be confused, lol. Until I read the comments, I was really confused with this FML. I thought OP meant she gave him the ******* and wanted to know if it was good. Then reading the comments I realized she blew air on his penis. FYL indeed, OP.

This is why you don't ASK for a ********. It should come naturally from the girl, or you can learn how to hint it... but never ask.