John Coltrane

By Anonymous - 11/04/2009 04:12 - United States

Spicy
Today, I asked my girlfriend of a year and a half to give me a blow job. She replied okay and bent down and blew on my penis. Then she looked up at me and said, "Was that good?" She was serious. FML
I agree, your life sucks 75 110
You deserved it 22 198

Same thing different taste

Top comments

_apecakez 0

LOL! is she like 10 years old, and doesn't know exactly what a ******* is? but that's sort of cute how she's innocent. n____n

Mattrocker 4

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CourtneeMalakian 0

HAHAHA!! heh i used to think thats what a ******* was too. i thought it was litterally blowing on the guys penis. i dont know why they casll it a ******* :/

CourtneeMalakian 0

ok #245 and #244 she is NOT a ***** for giving one and what makes u think she is lying? i gave my first ******* at 14 years old. ur just jealous because ur probably much older and u have never given one, probably cuz no guy would want ur motuh on their penis

CourtneeMalakian 0

for all u people thinking that giving a ******* is being a '*****', it's NOT wow i sucked one guys dick and im automatically a *****? if everytime i sucked his dick, it was someone elses, then YES id be a *****, but ive only sucked his so people, seriously, STFU with all the steriotypes and shit its really annoying

seayjoel 0

She litterly blew? Like with air? OMG LOL! That's pretty funny dude, that aside is she 18?

ABCD1234Z 0

holyshit. #30 shit his girlfriend commented this shit ! damn. how embarrasing. but imust admit it wouldd be funny but he shouldn't of announced it ! ha.

You're setting yourself up for years of sexual frustration and low self-esteem if you've been with her a year and a half and she has no idea how to give a *******. I've had that; it screws with your head. You're young; the world's your oyster, don't waste your time with a prude

It would be awesome if she was being a smart ass about it; but still if she's really that innocent you've got a lot of teaching to do well what can I say; enjoy the experience and have fun learning together!

wowfmlife 0

#217 is definitley either a ***** or extremelyyyyy stupid...most likely both

average_girl 0

249... yes it actually DOES make u a ***** if u r involved w/ any sexual activity b4 marriage. it doesnt even matter if uve only done it 2 one guy. :-/ smarty pants. i pledged 2 be abstinent till marriage. and it turns out i am turning 15 next month.. so, yeah, im not some 65 year old virgin whos nvr had a bf. go 2 sex ed and learn something and dont be so obnoxious 2 ppl on the internet.

spidergirl41 0

Listen people. Just because you have sex / engage in sexual activity (oral sex, foreplay, masturbation) before marriage does NOT mean your a ***** or **** or whatever! It just means you want to find out what your getting into (pun intended) BEFORE it's too late. To find out what it's like, to not sit there like an idiot the night of your marriage and say "What am I supposed to do now?". PEOPLE should not tell OTHERS what to do. If a couple wants to have sex and get a disease or get pregnant, THEN LET THEM BE! Just cause you f'ed up on your OWN life doesn't mean you have to do the same to other people's.