John Coltrane

By Anonymous - 11/04/2009 04:12 - United States

Spicy
Today, I asked my girlfriend of a year and a half to give me a blow job. She replied okay and bent down and blew on my penis. Then she looked up at me and said, "Was that good?" She was serious. FML
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_apecakez 0

LOL! is she like 10 years old, and doesn't know exactly what a ******* is? but that's sort of cute how she's innocent. n____n

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Mattrocker 4

Got yourself a keeper I see

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Marijuana_Dog 0

She probobly does know what a ******** is, she probobly just didnt wanna give you one...

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lakergurl91 0

LMFAO!! Next time ask for a "suck job"!! Smile Jesus loves you =)

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kayleighcontrol 7

Imagine if she'd taken it really literally and tried to blow your **** up like a balloon XD *stifles more laughter* This FML made me choke, it was so funny. I'm sorry, but how can you NOT KNOW what a ******* is? And it's making me laugh how angry and defensive people are getting on here. ******* hell, it's a *******. Get over it XD Life's too short to argue about what constitutes whoredom. Chill out, boys and girls. I'm sure we can play together if we just accept that the world doesn't revolve around our own beliefs and opinions ;D

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bigraws23 0

LOFL. She's a keeper.

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Moonheart50 0

Hm....coming from Utah myself, I'll assume that this girl is a Mormon. Based on my entire lifetime of experience with Mormons, it doesn't surprise me at all that she was serious about that. I'm surprised she even knew that you meant anything sexual when you said "********". *sigh* I'm SO glad I'm out of there!

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queenms 0

Haha this is my favorite one i love it so much! FYL ;P I agree with #3 it's kinda cute how she sounds innocent :) I guess you weren't rly lucky ;)

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ziqi92 0

i'd like a gf as innocent as urs (but i dont have one)! whats ur problem?? there was nothing altogether wrong with what she just did ^_^

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xXxAsian_RosexXx 2

Awwww I think that was so cute!!! XD lolz.

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