John Coltrane

By Anonymous - 11/04/2009 04:12 - United States

Spicy
Today, I asked my girlfriend of a year and a half to give me a blow job. She replied okay and bent down and blew on my penis. Then she looked up at me and said, "Was that good?" She was serious. FML
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_apecakez 0

LOL! is she like 10 years old, and doesn't know exactly what a ******* is? but that's sort of cute how she's innocent. n____n

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Mattrocker 4

Got yourself a keeper I see

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SerbianGirl_fml 0

That is so cute, now you know she is so innocent, so I agree, she's a keeper. (:

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J4M3Z 0

i totaly agree with # 257 Too much stereotype Personaly tho i prefer the innocent type of girls :P

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IUsed2 0

"oh noes!! I have a pure girl who doesn't know how to give a proper BJ, my life is in ruins!!" you're dumb OP

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gummibehrs 4

YDI for being a disgusting pervert. Oh no, she doesn't want your **** in her mouth. Who can blame her?

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yay4felix 0

"Oh no, I have a girlfriend who wants to please me!" Worse things have happened.

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raymm 1

I don't see any whining. He's just telling the facts, not complaining. Its a charming little story.

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RegisteredNow 0

Sounds like she hadn't done it before... I need to find myself a mouth virgin. Teach them how to do it just right. ;)

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TheChanel 0

so I'm curios, since it's been quite a hike since you posted this, did you stay with her or leave her?

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moopsy234 0

did anyone stop to think maybe she didn't want to give him a bj and decided to use humor or somthing?? that's what I wud have dun he'll I'm not bout to giv anyone a bj I see no point in them.

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Zer0_Zer0 0

I don't think many men see the point in you, am i right?

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BJsSUCKandImAMan 1

First off to #290 Zer0_Zer0 I am a man and I hate the Idea of a ******** I had a gf who claimed that was her specialty but I told her that I am not interested, so I am just fine with any woman who refuses to give blow jobs. Second I made this account just so I could reply to this. I also don't think that this is an FML, it's more like a MGFISTM (My GirlFriend Is Smarter Than Me), or a MGFHSR (My GirlFriend Has Self Respect). Now to the point; you go girl.

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