John Coltrane

By Anonymous - 11/04/2009 04:12 - United States

Spicy
Today, I asked my girlfriend of a year and a half to give me a blow job. She replied okay and bent down and blew on my penis. Then she looked up at me and said, "Was that good?" She was serious. FML
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_apecakez 0

LOL! is she like 10 years old, and doesn't know exactly what a ******* is? but that's sort of cute how she's innocent. n____n

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Mattrocker 4

Got yourself a keeper I see

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tacoman007 2

"Today, my boyfriend asked me to give him a *******. He pulled his pants down, and me, not knowing what do, proceeded to breath on his penis for a moment. When I looked up to ask if he was pleased, He stared at me like I was crazy. I honestly didn't know. FML."

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g0o0_dj 0

wow a lot of you people are lame she was most likly being a smart ass duh and really? you people are getting worked over about so girl and guy you don't know wow u people are cool

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bugsGoRawr 7

haha wow iv'e known what that's meant for years now and i turned 13 last November(:. i learn from my perverted friends:D

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Alishmc 0

I find it hard to feel sorry for anyone that would ask for a bj.

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Miss_lunatic 8

Hahahahahahahahah! This is one of the most funny things I've ever read! :D Don't know what a ******* is?! OMG! She must be young. Or blond. Or.. Just stupid..

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My2864 1

yeh... she wasnt.. i find it hard to believe she actually blows on it instead of sucking

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aidanawesome 0

well then. shes smart

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