John Coltrane

By Anonymous - 11/04/2009 04:12 - United States

Spicy
Today, I asked my girlfriend of a year and a half to give me a blow job. She replied okay and bent down and blew on my penis. Then she looked up at me and said, "Was that good?" She was serious. FML
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_apecakez 0

LOL! is she like 10 years old, and doesn't know exactly what a ******* is? but that's sort of cute how she's innocent. n____n

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Mattrocker 4

Got yourself a keeper I see

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rhenerlau 17

Ask and you shall receive.

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rallen719 3

Okay I'm 15 and idk how to give a ********...can someone explain it?? I wanna surprise my bf ;)

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Kenton1008 21

You're 15, you dumbass. Sex should be the last thing on your mind.

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bonesofkhaos 9

If she doesn't know what a ******* is...she's probably to damn young to be giving you one.

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Fang713 28

The grammar in this FML makes me feel like it was written by a child. Which could explain the lack of knowledge on the subject.

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ShadowRaptor 9

Wait is she your girlfriend or your "girl friend" It makes a difference

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nicholasj96 9

Lmao she's hilarious .

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Nolonger 11

Sexually oblivious girlfriend.

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museerux01 10

You respond with "you know what else is good" ...

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