John Coltrane

By Anonymous - 11/04/2009 04:12 - United States

Spicy
Today, I asked my girlfriend of a year and a half to give me a blow job. She replied okay and bent down and blew on my penis. Then she looked up at me and said, "Was that good?" She was serious. FML
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_apecakez 0

LOL! is she like 10 years old, and doesn't know exactly what a ******* is? but that's sort of cute how she's innocent. n____n

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Mattrocker 4

Got yourself a keeper I see

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dz_zb 0

that's what you get for trying to have a sexual relationship with a minor.

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Mattyknows 0

Provided you're older than 16; which i doubt seeing as your girlfriend doesn't know what a "*******" is; but should you both be over 16. You get all of this girls innocence; indulge in knowing the way you like it is going to be the way she does it; cause it'll be all her first time. I'm just trying to see the positives here. At least she's all yours; and isn't a *****. No experience? Make some experience then; she had your grimy little penis in her mouth; the girl likes you! Jesus. Whiny little bitch.

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partake_fml 2

i that a FML ??? Are you serious? #28 is right, you're a whiny wanker !! Talk to her instead of putting your dick in her mouth expecting something great from her ! And I don't think you master *********** either.

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haboo 0

you should thank your god that its not called a "bite job" or else you wouldn't have a penis now ;)

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bella_brasil 0

Omfg lmaooooo!! This is one of the funniest fml's.

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itsTiffany 0

Your girlfriend is pretty dumb. Better luck next time?

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belibelaba 0

crocodile ****!!!!!!!!!! mr. wooden alligator rule bitch wwwwwwwwoooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwww

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LuckyCharms_fml 0

You're an idiot for thinking that's a FML. You have an innocent girl who obviously hasn't been giving it away to half the neighborhood you should be grateful not complaining about her to the internet population.

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Majormaxo 0

She is obviously extremely sheltered. Why hadn't you noticed this before?

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youswallow 2

how the hell is that an fml? i'm sorry but uh not everyone is familiar with the term '********'

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