John Coltrane

By Anonymous - 11/04/2009 04:12 - United States

Spicy
Today, I asked my girlfriend of a year and a half to give me a blow job. She replied okay and bent down and blew on my penis. Then she looked up at me and said, "Was that good?" She was serious. FML
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_apecakez 0

LOL! is she like 10 years old, and doesn't know exactly what a ******* is? but that's sort of cute how she's innocent. n____n

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Mattrocker 4

Got yourself a keeper I see

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anon12_fml 0

To everyone saying #13 is an idiot- I think he/she was making an attempt at humor via sarcasm... It didn't necessarilly work, but no one's dumb enough to think that would be true

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iSocket 0

Took me a while to realise you meant she actually blew on it. :P

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starvingxartist 0

okay, i'm pretty sure #2 was JOKING, so stop bashing them about being stupid and young. 1996 could mean anything, and even if it did mean they were born then and 13 years old, i definitely knew what a ******** was when i was 13 so that doesn't make them stupid. otherwise, that is pretty funny, but hey, then you can teach her to do it exactly how you like it.

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shani__ 0

My friend got his girlfriend to "suck his dick" in which she proceeded to put it in her mouth and suck. Suck really hard. He said it was like she was trying to suck the cum out =/

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summertimeblues 0

ahah i thought she was actually being snotty and sarcastic.. kinda like.. doing it literally to make you feel stupid for asking her lol..

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chimmy 0

Is she young? Or was she being sarcastic? That's what you get if you ask for a ********. Especially if you have been "dating" in middle school or something.

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Kat_MS 0

Oh come on. How hard is it to teach her? Everyone has to start somewhere ;).

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Expirational 5

HEY atleast she tried. LMAO. But.. You should've told her what a ******** was.. before she did it lmao.. i woulda been like "STOPPPP BLOWING ON MY DICKK!" lmao

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