John Coltrane

By Anonymous - 11/04/2009 04:12 - United States

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Today, I asked my girlfriend of a year and a half to give me a blow job. She replied okay and bent down and blew on my penis. Then she looked up at me and said, "Was that good?" She was serious. FML
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_apecakez 0

LOL! is she like 10 years old, and doesn't know exactly what a ******* is? but that's sort of cute how she's innocent. n____n

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Mattrocker 4

Got yourself a keeper I see

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Monty_Python 0

This is hilarious.

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Monty_Python 0

This is hilarious.

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knowitall 1

Sounds like a good thing to me. Don't ask her again until she's 18!

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mluca2 0

#61.. graduated from university and can't spell "misread" correctly? suuuuure.

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lol_seriously 0

hook a bike pump up to it and blam! you're away...

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Chaith 16

#61 just confirmed any doubts we may have had about being born in 96'

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DownUndah 0

i hope you proceeded to **** slap her

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lawlita 0

I do believe the proper term for that is a Molly Whop. Cheers.

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freaky922 0

At least she was going to give you one?

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