Sex, Awkward, Parents and Intimacy: Judgy

Judgy

By distressed - 17/03/2015 12:00 - Australia - Burwood

Today, my mother worked out that my boyfriend and I are having sex. Instead of confronting me about it, she now just sits and stares at me judgmentally whenever I'm in the same room as her, making me feel incredibly uncomfortable. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 340

You deserved it 6 971

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By anonymous - 29/01/2011 12:41 - Australia

Today, my mother walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. Afterwards, she informed me I would look a lot hotter if I smiled more. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 832

You deserved it 8 965

By Anonymous - 12/09/2010 16:56 - United States

Today, I admitted to my mother that I've had sex with my boyfriend. She seemed to handle it well, but when my boyfriend came over, she condemned him to hell in between asking him what he would like to have for dinner. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 052

You deserved it 10 317

By Anonymous - 04/03/2010 10:06 - United States

Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She was completely embarrassed (as was I) and she flew out of the room. My boyfriend, on the other hand, still wanted to finish. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 412

You deserved it 20 723

By wildthing - 01/07/2009 19:33 - United States

Today, my mother woke me up by saying "Good morning my sexually aggressive daughter. We're going to have an extremely uncomfortable conversation today." Our awkward talk consisted of her telling me that I'm a tease and am going to get raped. Why? She caught me making out with my boyfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 75 613

You deserved it 7 233

By Rob - 07/11/2018 03:00

Today, I was in my bedroom with my boyfriend and we were kissing. My mom then came into my room and started shouting at my boyfriend for cheating on her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 862

You deserved it 401

Privacy

By Anonymous - 25/11/2023 22:00 - Germany

Today, I’m 20 and my mom is well aware I’m having sex. Nonetheless, this morning when my boyfriend was going down on me under the covers, she marched into my room without knocking, dumped a load of wet laundry on my sofa, and walked back out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 203

You deserved it 468

By Noname - 06/02/2009 19:23 - United States

Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 84 634

You deserved it 18 550

Thanks mom

By Anonymous - 14/02/2021 14:01 - Colombia

Today, my mom decided it was a good idea to remind me about my non-existent sex life while all the family was having dinner. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 042

You deserved it 109

Inappropriate!

By Anonymous - 29/09/2010 02:09 - United States

Today, I nervously introduced my mother to my new boyfriend. I had to sit and watch her flirt with him for an hour. When I took her in the other room and confronted her about it, she said, "Don't you dare ruin this for me!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 127

You deserved it 3 412

By Anonymous - 22/01/2010 05:02 - United States

Today, I found my boyfriend making out with my mom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 73 955

You deserved it 4 797

Dillyduzit 23

Tuesday 17 March 2015 16:48

If she won't confront you about it, how can you be sure that's what she's upset over? Just genuinely curious!

diagnosed 15

Tuesday 17 March 2015 16:50

No this begs the question of how old you actually are? And whether or not her stare is valid. If you were underage and having intercourse with your boyfriend and your mother has found out well sucks to be you. but if you're of age in your mothers giving you the stink eye because you and your boyfriend are having a little fun. She needs to get her own life and let you live yours.

Comments

Countryboy1996 18

Wednesday 18 March 2015 8:42

Well.. How old are you?

stridick 9

Wednesday 18 March 2015 15:34

just because she's staring at you doesn't mean you'll stop having sex

Omniprism 14

Wednesday 18 March 2015 17:13

It's your body and your choice. Ignore her and when you catch her staring at you just smile and go about your business.

HeWillBeLoved105 22

Thursday 19 March 2015 5:06

My mom knows about me. She does that denial thing though.

pipipiyo 12

Thursday 19 March 2015 14:51

My mom used to do that to me too, plus bitching. God that sucked. Sorry OP.

heyitsmikayla 14

Friday 20 March 2015 16:44

If you're underage or if you still live in her house then you deserve it

HEPennypacker 6

Saturday 21 March 2015 7:25

Maybe she wants a piece of cream pie?

Vixven 4

Saturday 21 March 2015 12:18

I know how this feels XD

JICor 7

Saturday 28 March 2015 3:17

If your mom and your dad have sex and you hear it stare at her judgemental like next time you see her.

TallMist 32

Wednesday 22 April 2015 23:26

I wanna say YDI for breaking their rules while you're in their house, but I wanna say FYL for being continuously made uncomfortable. Seriously, what's the point in dragging it out? Anyways, I'm not sure which of the two to pick, so I'll just click both.