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By Hum - 02/07/2011 21:50 - Switzerland

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Today, while on student exchange in Germany, I was making myself a cup of coffee. When I rummaged around in the fridge, my roommates asked me what I was looking for. I said I wanted to put "samen" in my coffee. They laughed. Ah yes, "sahne" means "cream". "Samen" means "sperm". FML
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KingGeorgeGal 12

Well, I hope they put 'sahne' and not 'samen' in your coffee!

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saIty 17

How funny would it be if one of them pulled down their pants, and started beating their ferret?

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shybear15 0

haha it's okay I walk home with a group of Spanish boys and my friend told me to say " chupo mi penga" whitch means suck my dick... I had no idea...:p

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shybear15 0

well I didn't know! trust me I was MADD but it's not like I could know

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shybear15 0

and it was me and a girl with the boys... the girl told me to say it

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swittig 0

chupo means I suck. so unless you're performing autofelatio, you conjugated it wrong.

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soulfulemo 0

aw look at you, wanting to try out some new ingredients. (;

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IndiRae 9

How? OP said it and they translated it. It would have been the same it he said book instead of cream, just less funny xD

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JesusFishTaco 5

I don't speak German and I even knew what Samen was.

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InsertGirder 6

"Samen" means "together" in Dutch, so IMO it's not that weird that OP didn't know. Especially since it's pronounced a lot differently than seamen.

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KjoeLjan 4

Samen looks like semen. 'Aber bitte mit Sahne' is a German popsong, which means 'But with cream, please'. Stupid mistake op. YDI

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JesusFishTaco 5

29-Why would she say she wants to put together in her coffee?

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InsertGirder 6

36-I'm not saying OP would confuse it with 'together', but the link between seamen and samen doesn't have to be THAT obvious for everyone. Honest mistake. xD

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IndiRae 9

54-Then you speak German. Just not fluently, otherwise you would know what it meant.

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CaptainDouche 0

how does she get the idea that they are perves? through delusion

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Zebidee 8

How on Earth are they 'pervs'?! That's what OP _actually_ said, no double entendre, no taking things out of context, no need for a dirty mind.

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soulfulemo 0

how...? that's what the word means..

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Lexi_Ray 5

would've you know something like that? well I mean you are an exchange student there

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IndiRae 9

Yea. 'Exchange' as in not native. As in doesn't speak their language.

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javierrrrm 12

damn your hot :D

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Doortje 29

Who knows, it might be delicious! I foresee a new starbucks limited edition.

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Cryingraven 1

would you like some cum in that coffe? ;p

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