Just a prank, bro!
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Clever bastards. The question is, how long did the sexting last?
And was it any good?
The question is, why were you sexting in the first place? If you want to be romantic show up to your girlfriend's house naked.
Ahh, the naked man. It only works 2/3 times.
Too long :/
HIMYM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Loveeeeee that showwwww
Might have gone on for a while since his GF was pumped she was finally getting some sexts now
No, his *girlfriend* wasn't getting 'sexts'.
14- I love HIMYM! *high fives ya and anyone else who watches it*
Yes 46 that's what makes it a joke. Implying (jokingly) that he normally sends sexts to his mom.
Ok. I (jokingly) understand what you're saying.
Bleh.
#14 you mean 6/9 times? ;)
#87 Oh, I get it, 6/9, sexting, sex, 69, your profile picture shows your female and that's why it's thumbed up. I get it Thumbs up
Why would me being female result in my comments being thumbed up...?
Because of your ******^^^ duh
It's a bummer, that in 2012 all these ******* kids tricked themselves into believing that, real friends treat you like shit because your so darn close.. Forever alone and proud!
#118 ahh, right. It all makes sense now. I feel like I can do anything, knowing that my basic anatomy will ensure my success. -.-
Attractive? Aww, thanks!
The **** bruh? -_-"
#113 ^
Well autocorrect doesn't work as an excuse here...
Sure it does.
Nope.
Yup.
Eeeyup
"Yup yup yup." -Ducky (Land Before Time) Don't judge me.
"I want to put whipped cream all over your **** and lick it all off. -WHAT? Son, we are going to have to have a very serious discussion when you get home -Erm, I meant to say that I'll be home late because I have a group assignement. Damn autocorrect." Yeah, that would work.
Can just hear Kelso's voice here: "Oh! that's a good burn!!"
Haha I love when people point out stuff I didn't notice
I'm gonna go with the cringing...
Well, good luck trying to explain why you wrote that!
Sexing is a bad idea. Phone companies keep text messages on servers for 1 year after they have been sent.
Yeaaah.. And what does that have to do with my comment?
#92 was just trying to steal your comment. There are a lot of these douchebags out there.
Mommy incest = dirty.
Reread the FML please.
Freud disagrees. He wouldn't understand the FML.
Shoot is she extremely religious and conservative? Better have a good explanation, like your friend borrowed your phone and did it on purpose to get you in trouble.
Yeah
Or grow a pair and be a man about it...if he's old enough and man enough to text, he needs to be man enough about it when confronted and fess up to his own actions.
Help me give your friend a high five!
awwww yeaaaa!
What did she say back?
lol #38, the default is her (I assume, at least) with Emilie Autumn.
Keywords
Clever bastards. The question is, how long did the sexting last?
Given the nature of this fml, your name is both sweet and disturbing. :-/