Just a prank, bro

By unlucky dudebag - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my brother and father thought it would be a good idea to wake me up by turning on a chainsaw while wearing hockey masks. FML
I agree, your life sucks 39 315
You deserved it 4 747

Top comments

Sometimes, I wish these comments would get buried instead of modded. It's human nature ---- it makes me want to know what was said that was soooo inappropriate.

fearthereaper79 0

You should wake them up tomorrow morining by punching them in the face.

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fearthereaper79 0

You should wake them up tomorrow morining by punching them in the face.

sourgirl101 28

I would have freaked out! Leatherface? *chills!*

obviouslyimdrunk 0

It's also known as a scrotum, happy sack, fuzzy nuggets, nutsack, danglies, or teabag.

it's also commonly referred to as the "sack".

benjimm1 0

sounds like a good idea to me. lmao I'm gonna do this to my kids

chester75 5

what did they say that got moderated ?

More than likely; "First or, because they can't use grammar right; "first"

perdix 29

It worked, didn't it? You're such a heavy sleeper, I'll bet you sleep right through the tranquil, new-age zen garden alarm clock all the time. My mom used to have to wake me up by throwing things at me. At first, it was ice water, but some mornings she had to resort to scorpioñs.

My husband is terrible to wake up. Seriously if he stays awake too late, there is no waking him up for PT. I have the kids jump on him.

swaggupby2 0