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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my manager came into the dog grooming salon I work at, lecturing about the importance of staying out of a dog's "bite zone". Right then, the dog I was working on bit me. FML
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Top comments

melonrind 8

And this is how not to do it!

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leogirl95 12

I think they did find the bite zone.

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Poser1337 5

Your manager doesn't have the best timing for warnings, it seems.

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Dadz_fml 0

Well, what did your manager say afterwards?

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leogirl95 12

I think they did find the bite zone.

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kjcookie10 9

The manager's voice probably annoyed the dog and you were the closest thing to chomp on...?

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samanthabchwd 0

Hahaha you work at petsmart. They are ridiculous don't they know you have a better chance of getting bitten at check on. Gotta love them. Every where is the bite zone.

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divadevon 0

PetSmart Groomers are the best ( I am one too)! You're always in the bite zone! Lol do you work in Indiana?

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amanda51830 1

I love how they have us look at the teeth during HOP at check in. Puts us at ground zero. CHOMP

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ninjuh_wingman 29

Least he warned you, even though it became completely irrelevant about 2 seconds later.

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AnagenisisZagus 13

I disagree. It became very much relevant seconds later.

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