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By guessimdead - 19/04/2009 23:07 - United States

Today, I went to my new job at a pre-school. I was really excited because everything was going so well, and a little boy even said he was drawing a picture of me. He even gave it to me when he was finished. Well it was me, but I was also on fire and being stabbed and shot multiple times. FML

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You deserved it 3 721

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Today, after months of unemployment, I finally started at a new job. The building burnt down on my very first shift. FML

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By ssydneyy - 17/07/2012 19:47 - United States - Lakewood

Today, I was working as a character at an amusement park. I was walking with another character and we went over to a baby girl. She smiled and laughed at my co-worker. When she saw me, she started screaming and crying. FML

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By BOHICA123 - 08/10/2013 02:08 - United States - Brighton

Today, being so desperate for money, I accepted a job in which I get shot at with paintballs for 6 hours. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/12/2012 00:46 - United States - Detroit

Today, it was my first day at my new job at a nursing home. Not only were we short staffed, two residents passed away, and I got beaten up by an old man. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2016 05:04 - United States - Kenosha

Today, I started a new job. The synopsis of my training was, "You're starting a job you're going to hate and you'll be fired for entertaining yourself while waiting for us to give you more work. But you're going to love being here." FML

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You deserved it 1 920

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By Anonymous - 12/01/2012 11:54 - Sweden

Today, I've had chairs thrown at me, kicks have hit me in the nuts and I've heard "I'm gonna fucking kill you, bitch" several times. I work at a kindergarten. And this is a good day compared to what I'm used to. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 181

You deserved it 3 859

By bad luck? - 19/01/2012 05:44 - Australia

Today, it was my first day being a full-time paramedic. I was shot in the arm. FML

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You deserved it 2 682

By Anonymous - 22/09/2010 01:31 - United States

Today, at work I was bored so I started to doodle on MS paint. My boss walks by and asks me to join him in his office. When I do so, he fires me for drawing offensive material. I drew a rainbow. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 021

You deserved it 7 807

By annoyedgirl - 04/05/2013 01:30 - United States - Ephrata

Today, I was forced to work with someone I absolutely hate. I then found myself starting to like him, until he shot me in the forehead with a stapler gun. FML

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You deserved it 4 732

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By VHgolf1989 - 16/03/2022 22:00

Today, I get to go to my new job and have the boss's kid watch me as I do all the grunt work, and he just sits there watching me, only to come and correct me on how to do my job. Oh joy. FML

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You deserved it 127

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Monday 20 April 2009 9:46

Wow, I'd be talking to that kid's parents.

Inspired22 11

Monday 20 April 2009 9:57

Yeah, talk to the parents. That was entirely inappropriate. Some action needs to be taken before he grows up too much on that path!

Comments

eternalaphrodite 0

Monday 20 April 2009 20:22

Do you live in Baltimore City?

fuk_mii_lyfe_8P 0

Monday 20 April 2009 20:21

omg haha id sleep with one eye open during nap-time!

meddude 0

Monday 20 April 2009 20:21

#2 FTL. and OP: this could be an early sign of a mental disability. i would monitor that kid closely. also, the idiots blaming ******* movies and video games, there is no concrete proof whatsoever that that sort of stuff causes violent behavior. if that were true, wouldn't kids watching Power Rangers and Ninja Turtles be trying to kill each other? honestly.

AlexJakubsen1 0

Monday 20 April 2009 20:30

what are you poeple talking about? young boys love violent stuff. i think i drew gory pictures of everybody at that age, regardless of my opinion of them. the kid probably likes you and just wanted to see your reaction.

JezzWat3vr 0

Monday 20 April 2009 21:56

kids do the darndest things

lol_everyday 0

Monday 20 April 2009 22:11

hahahahahaha omg.. you should definitely talk to his parents.

hydronium 0

Monday 20 April 2009 22:12

Hmm...preschoolers don't have the motor skills to draw very well. Are you sure that's what he meant to draw?

chunkofchange 0

Monday 20 April 2009 22:14

what a ******* psycho kill him before he kills you.

xXMILKYCHUNKSXx 0

Monday 20 April 2009 22:14

#76 is right. I don't get why everybody is saying that he's going to be a sociopath or that you should talk to his parents. It's perfectly normal. I probably did the same thing at one point.