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By guessimdead - 19/04/2009 23:07 - United States

Today, I went to my new job at a pre-school. I was really excited because everything was going so well, and a little boy even said he was drawing a picture of me. He even gave it to me when he was finished. Well it was me, but I was also on fire and being stabbed and shot multiple times. FML

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Today, I was working as a character at an amusement park. I was walking with another character and we went over to a baby girl. She smiled and laughed at my co-worker. When she saw me, she started screaming and crying. FML

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Today, being so desperate for money, I accepted a job in which I get shot at with paintballs for 6 hours. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/12/2012 00:46 - United States - Detroit

Today, it was my first day at my new job at a nursing home. Not only were we short staffed, two residents passed away, and I got beaten up by an old man. FML

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Today, I started a new job. The synopsis of my training was, "You're starting a job you're going to hate and you'll be fired for entertaining yourself while waiting for us to give you more work. But you're going to love being here." FML

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By Anonymous - 12/01/2012 11:54 - Sweden

Today, I've had chairs thrown at me, kicks have hit me in the nuts and I've heard "I'm gonna fucking kill you, bitch" several times. I work at a kindergarten. And this is a good day compared to what I'm used to. FML

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By bad luck? - 19/01/2012 05:44 - Australia

Today, it was my first day being a full-time paramedic. I was shot in the arm. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/09/2010 01:31 - United States

Today, at work I was bored so I started to doodle on MS paint. My boss walks by and asks me to join him in his office. When I do so, he fires me for drawing offensive material. I drew a rainbow. FML

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By annoyedgirl - 04/05/2013 01:30 - United States - Ephrata

Today, I was forced to work with someone I absolutely hate. I then found myself starting to like him, until he shot me in the forehead with a stapler gun. FML

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By VHgolf1989 - 16/03/2022 22:00

Today, I get to go to my new job and have the boss's kid watch me as I do all the grunt work, and he just sits there watching me, only to come and correct me on how to do my job. Oh joy. FML

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Monday 20 April 2009 9:46

Wow, I'd be talking to that kid's parents.

Inspired22 11

Monday 20 April 2009 9:57

Yeah, talk to the parents. That was entirely inappropriate. Some action needs to be taken before he grows up too much on that path!

Comments

Funnybunny_fml 3

Monday 20 April 2009 22:48

um... good thing he's creative? sicko

mishmosh 0

Monday 20 April 2009 22:54

I think it's really reaching to assume something is wrong with him or that he is abused. I used to watch Ninja Turtles, Power Rangers, and all that and used to make all the figures fight and "die". And I'm female so it's not because he's a boy, just something that's fun when you're young to "beat the bad guys". It's definitely possible he was trying to get a rise out of the OP. I know young kids do that for the attention too. The most action I would take is to show his parents what he drew and let them handle it. Most likely he got it from tv shows, older siblings (who let him watch rated R movies or seen him play Halo or something), commercials for new movies, or even knowing who a policeman is and that they have a gun. Kids soak everything up like a sponge, and they know how to put the pieces together.

Theoneinpurple 0

Monday 20 April 2009 22:55

Oh wow. I used to be a camp counselor for a little kids art camp- and something quite similar happened to me. And a lot of little boys are really into that sort of thing... why? I don't know.

KyleCastersMom 0

Monday 20 April 2009 23:17

Was he black?

vicky93 0

Monday 20 April 2009 23:42

" oh man **** your life a 5 year old kid tried to make a joke on you " **** you. your life isnt ******

neverland_fml 0

Monday 20 April 2009 23:43

Wow. That's wrong on all levels. Show the principal ASAP. FYL.

dripinwet 0

Monday 20 April 2009 23:57

that kid needs help bad!!

FurryFireFox 0

Monday 20 April 2009 23:59

You people are stupid, this kid doesn't need help. He's a little boy and boys draw pictures of guns and fire. It's normal and he's got nothing against you.