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Kinda sus

By embarrassed - 03/07/2010 07:14 - Australia

Today, I went out with my boyfriend and thought I'd wear two bras under my singlet-top to make my chest look bigger. Upon leaving Target, one of the security guards noticed the extra straps and accused me of shoplifting. I had to spend the next 20 minutes explaining the situation to security. FML

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Same thing different taste

By ilovezim29 - 03/06/2012 07:45 - United States - Windsor

Today, I went to Safeway. The security guard wouldn't stop staring at my boobs. When I confronted him about it he told me that they looked fake and he was making sure I didn't stuff my bra with stolen items. FML

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J'accuse !

By Anonymous - 10/08/2010 21:34 - United States

Today, I was shopping at a store from which I had previously bought a shirt. The clerk accused me of trying to steal my own shirt and called security. They examined it and argued with me for so long I was late to work. FML

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Dressed for success

By bitchsawmebuyit - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Yorktown Heights

Today, I realized the dress I bought yesterday still had the security tag on. I returned to the store to get it removed, only to realize I'd lost my receipt. The lady at the counter thought I stole it, called security, and had me escorted out, dress-less. FML

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By danskinnow - 05/10/2009 02:01 - United States

Today, I went to a store to buy a man's thong because my girlfriend wanted me to. When I went in I also grabbed some lingerie for her. Thinking I was being clever I wrapped it up in a t-shirt so no one would notice and went to checkout. The cashier then called for a price check on the thong. FML

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The cat's out of the bag

By Anonymous - 26/03/2024 14:00 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, I was shopping with my husband. At the self-checkout, one of the items I was buying for him as a gift didn’t register. As we were walking out, I get stopped and escorted to the loss prevention office, where I was accused of stealing. FML

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Acting kinda sus

By sailinggsoul - 02/08/2019 00:01

Today, I bought a box of tampons and went to the store restroom to insert one. I then put the box inside my purse. On my way out, I got stopped by security, who yelled at me to empty my purse. He grabbed my bag, spilling the tampons everywhere. Apparently, he thought I was stealing. FML

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It is though

By Timv86 - 16/02/2010 08:18 - Australia

Today, I went to the shops with my little sister. We had to walk through the lingerie section of the store to get to another part. My sister then yelled at the top of her voice, "Stop following me, you freak." I had security escort me out of the store, and got many dirty looks. She thought it was hilarious. FML

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Ruthless

By blahhhh - 09/04/2009 10:47 - United States

Today, I was out shopping for bras. While in one store, I couldn't seem to find any in my size. When I asked an employee for help, they took one look at my chest and said, "Maybe you should try our girls' section, we have a lot of training bras." I'm 25. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/01/2017 08:00

Today, after getting home from shopping, I noticed a security tag was still on one of the shirts I bought. I decided to take it back and ask them to remove the tag. They then accused me of trying to steal (even after I showed them the receipt) and kicked me out of the store. FML

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Smugglers unite

By atang - 09/04/2009 09:16 - United States

Today, I was leaving a clothing store when the security guard stopped me and demanded that I surrender the clothing I was "trying to steal" by hiding it under my shirt. It turns out, he was just looking at my pot belly. FML

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watermelon1 35

Saturday 3 July 2010 18:51

YDI

tab13 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 19:14

come on take it from a guy big boobs don't matter I'll go out with a sweet flat-chested girl before a big tit bitch.

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BallinJ 0

Sunday 4 July 2010 3:18

ydi for having little *******.

Thatguywhotrolls 0

Sunday 4 July 2010 4:07

And then when he gets to second base, and realises your actually flat.

demonolish 0

Sunday 4 July 2010 5:00

your bf should like u who u are but u don't have to listen to me because I'm a guy

Pixelfish 0

Sunday 4 July 2010 5:02

ask that guard why he is such a perv and checking you out?

Rainkicksu 0

Sunday 4 July 2010 5:16

Its called a push up bra, and that was stupid to begin with stop looking for attention you already have him.

aaronjc 1

Sunday 4 July 2010 5:36

serves op right for being so ******* shallow.

Texast 0

Sunday 4 July 2010 5:51

ydi. why not buy a bra with padding?

immazombeastxD 0

Sunday 4 July 2010 6:55

holy shit, there's Target in Australia? we need dat shit in Canada and lol. wear those inserts or w/e

TropicalTulipz 0

Sunday 4 July 2010 7:13

soooo security saw the extra straps but ur boyfroiend didnt?? nice ydi

water2210 0

Sunday 4 July 2010 7:26

22# is ftw

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