Sex, Cars, ACAB and Transportation: Kinda sus

Kinda sus

By kmf - 10/08/2009 19:06 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were starting to get hot and heavy in my truck at our favorite park. We started going at it and we were both butt naked when I saw a car pull into the lot. Not only was it a cop car, but the first thing the cop asked my girlfriend was, "Are you being held against your will?" FML

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You deserved it 14 380

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By Spice gone wrong - 31/05/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, my normally very unadventurous girlfriend decided she wanted to have public sex. We were naked in the back of her car when she saw someone in the distance, had a panic attack, and started screaming uncontrollably. I got arrested because a cop heard the screams and thought I was attacking her. FML

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You deserved it 150

By loveade11 - 12/01/2010 19:28 - France

Today, a police officer caught my girlfriend and me having sex. The officer was my dad, and we were butt naked in his new Ford Expedition. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 718

You deserved it 35 592

By suzanneallen - 11/09/2009 04:23 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in his car when things got hot and heavy and we decided to climb in the back. After we finished we started to put our clothes back just as a someone's brights flooded into the car. It was a cop, and he had been there the entire time. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 127

You deserved it 40 965

Caught red-handed

By Anonymous - 30/11/2020 20:04

Today, my girlfriend and I got busted by the cops having sex in a dark parking lot near the beach. As if that wasn't bad enough, as I was trying to talk my way out of a ticket, one of the cops peeks into the car window and I hear my girlfriend awkwardly giggle and say, "Hi daddy." FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 766

You deserved it 724

By Khrixas_069 - 18/06/2011 07:10 - United States

Today, I was about to make love to my girlfriend at the local park when a cop caught us. I had to give him our information and hold a conversation with "Fire and Ice" lubricant on my penis. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 724

You deserved it 58 671

Hello hello hello

By Bonnie and Clyde - 08/05/2015 02:18 - United States - Humble

Today, my boyfriend and I got busted by a cop for having sex in his car. When the cop sent us on our way, we went home and the garage was open, so we called the cops thinking someone was in the home. No one was in the house, and we got the same cop. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 094

You deserved it 9 349

What's going on?

By sexychica - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I pulled up next to my boyfriend at a stoplight. He was in the back of a police car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 58 910

You deserved it 6 440

Don't dick around with those guys

By Cuntface McGee - 21/02/2014 21:37 - Romania - Dej

Today, I was chilling out with my friend in a parking lot, when a police officer came up to the vehicle and suspiciously asked what we were up to. My friend sarcastically said, "Uh, doing drugs? Planning a drive-by? Haha!" We soon found ourselves in the back of a cop car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 915

You deserved it 18 625

By DemCherries - 28/03/2017 15:00 - United States - Overland Park

Today, at my job as a police officer, I had to arrest my own girlfriend for having sex at Walmart. She tried to get me to let her out on the grounds of being "pretty" and dating me. She wants to continue the relationship. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 275

You deserved it 570

Messing around

By unknown - 08/03/2014 00:53 - United States - San Antonio

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to mess around at my workplace's parking lot. Things got hot and steamy, but in the middle of it all, there came a bang at my car window. My frantic boss had seen us and thought I was being attacked. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 062

You deserved it 28 835

Orchid_fml 2

Monday 10 August 2009 23:07

hahah , he was just checking if it was rape or not . i mean , it was in a park ...

Shots_HK 0

Monday 10 August 2009 23:21

You should have chipped in with a - "No officer, but I am. "

Comments

p00p0ster0us 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 1:17

To anyone who repeatedly claims FML's are fake: I'm sure most are fake. But do you HONESTLY think that just because two similar incidences were reported on FML means that one of them must be fake? Like out of the entire population of people familiar with FML, no two of them could possibly experience something similar in the course of a week? People are people and not that different from one place to the next. There are cheaters and braggarts and idiots and degenerates and philanderers and downtrodden and unlucky all over the place. The patterns of life in a modern society are not unique to each person. Right now, I'll bet there are hundreds of people experiencing incontinence while in public, or being broken up by text message from their best friend's new significant other. Read the site. Enjoy the site. And if you think something is fake and you really want to alert the unwashed masses that we should not believe what's being written, lest it wreak havoc on our lives and the lives of our loved ones, rest assured neither this website nor your opinion, nor mine, means anything or is of any real consequence.

f_u_u_f_f 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 17:10

Dude, writing essays on internet forums is a form of trolling because it is annoying.

bookworm124 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 1:29

It looks suspicious in a park. That's where a lot of rapes happen. Be happy that the cop did his job, instead of having a bad policeforce.

MAK21 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 1:35

haha! omg my friend literally JUST had the same thing happen to her a few nights ago!

stone_light 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 1:45

dude i would so lmao if she said "ya."

yeppitsme 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 1:48

not really a FML when they're required to ask the question as part of the job. lol. gay fml.

Ub3r_Crippl3 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 1:55

Only a FYL if she said yes. YDI for having sex in public, especially at a park. That's disrespectful to people there, especially if there were kids.

sesshysoftball00 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 2:05

I did nearly the same thing, and they also called my parents, of course it was at like 10 at night but still asked if I was being held against my will. Worse was that my bra had fallen out the door and he ran it over on the way out

capricorngyrl 0

Friday 13 May 2011 3:19

that's happened to me before. they always ask that.

clevelandsucks 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 2:37

they ask all girls that ********

freddie_fml 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 3:31

Totally not an FML. First of all, you deserve it for having sex in a public place. Second of all, the cop absolutely asked the right question, and they ask it of everyone found in that situation. Get over it.