Sex, Cars, ACAB and Transportation: Kinda sus

Kinda sus

By kmf - 10/08/2009 19:06 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were starting to get hot and heavy in my truck at our favorite park. We started going at it and we were both butt naked when I saw a car pull into the lot. Not only was it a cop car, but the first thing the cop asked my girlfriend was, "Are you being held against your will?" FML

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By Spice gone wrong - 31/05/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, my normally very unadventurous girlfriend decided she wanted to have public sex. We were naked in the back of her car when she saw someone in the distance, had a panic attack, and started screaming uncontrollably. I got arrested because a cop heard the screams and thought I was attacking her. FML

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By loveade11 - 12/01/2010 19:28 - France

Today, a police officer caught my girlfriend and me having sex. The officer was my dad, and we were butt naked in his new Ford Expedition. FML

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By suzanneallen - 11/09/2009 04:23 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in his car when things got hot and heavy and we decided to climb in the back. After we finished we started to put our clothes back just as a someone's brights flooded into the car. It was a cop, and he had been there the entire time. FML

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Caught red-handed

By Anonymous - 30/11/2020 20:04

Today, my girlfriend and I got busted by the cops having sex in a dark parking lot near the beach. As if that wasn't bad enough, as I was trying to talk my way out of a ticket, one of the cops peeks into the car window and I hear my girlfriend awkwardly giggle and say, "Hi daddy." FML

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By Khrixas_069 - 18/06/2011 07:10 - United States

Today, I was about to make love to my girlfriend at the local park when a cop caught us. I had to give him our information and hold a conversation with "Fire and Ice" lubricant on my penis. FML

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Hello hello hello

By Bonnie and Clyde - 08/05/2015 02:18 - United States - Humble

Today, my boyfriend and I got busted by a cop for having sex in his car. When the cop sent us on our way, we went home and the garage was open, so we called the cops thinking someone was in the home. No one was in the house, and we got the same cop. FML

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What's going on?

By sexychica - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I pulled up next to my boyfriend at a stoplight. He was in the back of a police car. FML

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Don't dick around with those guys

By Cuntface McGee - 21/02/2014 21:37 - Romania - Dej

Today, I was chilling out with my friend in a parking lot, when a police officer came up to the vehicle and suspiciously asked what we were up to. My friend sarcastically said, "Uh, doing drugs? Planning a drive-by? Haha!" We soon found ourselves in the back of a cop car. FML

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By DemCherries - 28/03/2017 15:00 - United States - Overland Park

Today, at my job as a police officer, I had to arrest my own girlfriend for having sex at Walmart. She tried to get me to let her out on the grounds of being "pretty" and dating me. She wants to continue the relationship. FML

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Messing around

By unknown - 08/03/2014 00:53 - United States - San Antonio

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to mess around at my workplace's parking lot. Things got hot and steamy, but in the middle of it all, there came a bang at my car window. My frantic boss had seen us and thought I was being attacked. FML

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Orchid_fml 2

Monday 10 August 2009 23:07

hahah , he was just checking if it was rape or not . i mean , it was in a park ...

Shots_HK 0

Monday 10 August 2009 23:21

You should have chipped in with a - "No officer, but I am. "

Comments

Zoa_fml 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 5:53

They always ask girls if they are being held against their will, if they are in a car parked in an unusual spot at night (which I'm assuming it was) with a male. What if some girl was being held against her will and the cop didn't ask that, then it'd be a real FHL!

1050this 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 11:36

they absolutely have to ask that question :) thats why he did it .. it wasnt to be rude. i see your point though if you are not familiar with law enforcement.. it sucks getting caught though.. find a better place next time

TheTragicReturn 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 19:50

YDI for doing it in public.

GabrielScott 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 18:48

Yeah, that happened to me too. Except the officers were hilarious. They were struggling to keep straight faces and they were laughing at the squad car. They told us to "have a nice day and go play somewhere else."

lyklawlzzlindsay 0

Friday 14 August 2009 3:48

he was checking to see if it was rape, moron. my 12 year old sister knew that.

f_my_life88 0

Friday 14 August 2009 10:09

umm.. the correct term is actually BUCK naked

Autumnatic 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 3:38

That happened to me (it was on a road i'd never seen anyone driving on before that day. go figure.) and i was asked if it was consensual. they always ask that. don't take it personally idiot.

signe_fml 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 10:11

They're required to ask that...

321goNow 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 1:38

alright. this same thing happened to a coach/gym teacher in my school. it was in a truck, in a park, in jersey. he's supposedly in jail but now im not so sure..?