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By Anonymous - 10/01/2011 03:03 - United States

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Today, I had a panic attack because my boyfriend thought it would be sexy to choke me in the middle of sex. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/05/2020 08:00

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Today, my boyfriend convinced me to "dirty talk" with him. I'd never done it before, so I figured I would give it a go. I ended up getting so excited that I had an anxiety attack. FML

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By ally - 03/02/2009 19:34 - United States

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Today, I was having sex with a guy that I just met, and when I thought he was about to orgasm, he actually had an asthma attack. FML

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By hannieannie - 20/11/2019 01:00

Today, I’m still recovering from last night. I fell asleep before my boyfriend. He thought it would be funny to stand at the bottom of the bed with a knife and wake me up. I screamed so much that I wet myself and had a panic attack. He recorded the whole thing. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/10/2023 05:30 - United States - Aiken

Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend and I told him that I was going to tickle him, to which he responded me how he’d “crack” me in the head so that I’d never even think about tickling him again. It threw me into a panic attack and people laughed. I’m a survivor of domestic violence. FML

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By JRLJLS - 15/04/2013 09:09 - United States - Lehigh Acres

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Today, I had phone sex with my boyfriend. He had an asthma attack. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/08/2013 22:31 - Isle of Man - Douglas

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Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. As I started getting close to having my first ever orgasm, I got extremely short of breath and started hyperventilating. His reaction was to cover my mouth to shut me up. FML

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By rebeccacaissie - 21/11/2010 18:16 - United States

Today, I was being a little playful with my boyfriend when we began wrestling. He then put me in a choking headlock and wouldn't let me out until I "tapped out". FML

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hideyoself 4

Monday 10 January 2011 9:10

He watches too much ****..

youfailed18 0

Monday 10 January 2011 9:06

What a doucher.

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withasmile 3

Monday 10 January 2011 16:07

I like all kinds of play. But anything that could potentially end my life is not worth 'an intense ******.' I get it - I'm not judging what turns people on, but as a nurse whose seen the unintended end results of people doing dangerous things for fun/whatever - I reserve the right to think it's pretty stupid. And yes- he should ask you. Also - please take a look at his overall behavior towards you. He could be an abusive, sociopath. Or he could be an innocent (stupid) experimenter without much sense. Just my two cents.

yeahiknow0 0

Monday 10 January 2011 16:13

Wtf

Nullcharacter 0

Monday 10 January 2011 16:14

DTMFA. Safe breath play is informed and consensual. Only a creeper would just spring it on you. Run far and fast.

EvilDave 13

Monday 10 January 2011 16:18

While it sucks that he didn't ask you about it, YDI for dating someone who would spring that kind of thing on you.

ReginalUT 0

Monday 10 January 2011 18:55

Quit being such a prude. Chocking can be very erotic if done correctly and done within reason.

kandina 0

Monday 10 January 2011 19:48

Douche? Ha, well I actually like being choked and stuff lol..so do alot of people. Guess he thought you might too xD

boomstick 0

Monday 10 January 2011 19:57

Your boyfriend is an idiot. You never, EVER pull that sort of shit on anyone without discussing it first. He sounds like a psychopath and if I were you, I would dump his stupid ass.

redtigerlily 5

Monday 10 January 2011 20:27

Sorry but I love to get choked. Not enough to die obviously. But I definitely love the struggle for air.

entwined 0

Monday 10 January 2011 21:09

yeah I love that shit too :D

TheNinjaBuffalo 0

Monday 10 January 2011 22:31

that is sexy..lmao

boopityboppity 11

Tuesday 11 January 2011 5:13

Kay, you seem to be implying that the two options are mutually exclusive. There should be an option (c) for all of the above.

Yondeme 2

Thursday 13 January 2011 4:56

ur sexy..lmao

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