Miscellaneous: Knackered

Knackered

By Anonymous - 27/02/2012 12:36 - Australia

Today, I was very cold and tired, so I took a shower to warm up and went to bed. The minute I hopped into bed, it collapsed and broke. I have spent half-an-hour rearranging furniture to get the mattress on to the floor. Now I'm cold again. FML

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By madeline9322 - 20/12/2016 03:15 - Canada

Today, the lack of heating in my room has gotten to the point where I have to cuddle my clothes for the next day at night so they're not freezing when I wake up. FML

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By ayye_its_nikki - 19/12/2012 05:07 - United States - Cedar Park

Today, in the middle of the night, I got up to go get some water. When I came back, I was going to flop onto my bed, but I faceplanted into my floor. I'd forgotten that I'd rearranged my room and moved my bed. FML

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By no one - 19/06/2011 18:46 - United States

Today, my back hurt really badly, so I decided to stay in bed. After a while, I sat up to shut the door. When I leaned over to reach it, I fell off my bed and face-planted the floor. After picking myself up and getting comfortable in my bed again, I realized the door was still open. FML

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By home owner - 20/08/2010 06:14 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower for the first time in my new apartment. The shower head broke off the wall and slammed onto my head, while spraying water everywhere. I tried to stop the water, but only stopped the cold and got burnt by the hot. FML

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By Lapis - 20/12/2009 19:42 - United States

Today, I woke up to a quite frigid room, which wasn't out of the ordinary since my building's heat is broken. But I realized that the extra cold I was feeling was due to the snow piled up on my bed. It had snowed 20 inches last night. My mom had apparently opened my window. FML

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By Frozen - 19/10/2024 07:00 - United States - Steele

Today, I slept on the couch last night. Not because of an angry significant other, but because my bedroom was absolutely freezing, thanks to the wind. It was like a giant freezer. Even fully cocooning myself in blankets with a sweater on didn't work. I should get a space heater. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/03/2018 19:30 - United States

Today, I woke up after being sick from the flu and tried to get out of bed. I forgot I was in a bunk bed and broke my ankle in the fall down. FML

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By Anon - 13/06/2013 02:40 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, I woke up at 3:00 am feeling freezing cold and soaking wet. It turns out that my dad had opened my window when I was sleeping, and rain water had been pouring in on me all night. My hair, face, pillow, blankets, alarm clock, and homework were all soaked as well. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/02/2013 20:58 - United States - Raynham

Today, with 24 inches of snow on the ground, it is raining like hell. The weight of the snow, now full of rain water, collapsed the roof over my living room. I was eating cereal in my underwear, in the living room, directly under the failure. I'm cold. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2010 20:16 - United States

Today, I got home late after a long day at work and all I wanted to do was take a shower and go to bed. As soon as the water in the shower was hot, I got in. One minute, I was standing and the next I was fast asleep at the bottom of the tub. I woke up with my face swollen and my shoulder bruised. FML

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SkoomaKi 27

Monday 27 February 2012 18:52

Go sleep on the couch or something it's not that bad!

melrose90210 10

Monday 27 February 2012 18:54

I would have said **** it and slept on the floor or something.

Comments

melibear89 7

Monday 27 February 2012 22:38

If spending a half-hour moving things round didn't warm you up you might have low iron. Lay under a couple thick blankets after you get your bed on the floor.

kitties_fml 12

Monday 27 February 2012 22:44

that's weird, i would've figured you'd be invigorated and warmed up by the physical activity of moving furniture. but, ok...sounds like a real bad problem there buddy

fthku 13

Monday 27 February 2012 22:46

Took a shower to warm up? if the house is cold, wouldn't you freeze after getting out? Kudos on the willpower for rearranging your furniture for half an hour even though you were tired and cold, but methinks it would have been better to just sleep on the couch. Faster, and you don't need to re-rearrange your furniture once you buy a new bedget yours fixed. That is, assuming you own a couch.

MissHayleyJames 7

Monday 27 February 2012 23:49

If you get a chill, a shower will warm you up and you' might get chilly once you get out of the shower but if you were headed straight to bed you'd stay warm. Sometimes your house doesn't have to be cold and you can still have a chill. Once you warm up you'll be fine.

Charlamander 0

Tuesday 28 February 2012 1:39

You sound stupid.

fthku 13

Tuesday 28 February 2012 10:37

I don't know about you, #47, but I pretty much freeze whenever I get out of the shower, even after climbing into bed. Then again, homes in Israel are colder because they are mostly built out of concrete and stone, not so much wood. ... I'm also sensitive to cold. Brrr...

LilaBear 1

Wednesday 29 February 2012 9:24

"if the house is cold, wouldn't you freeze after getting out?" lol, by that logic I just wouldn't have showers during winter. Warm showers in the cold are the best. That said, the OP lives in Victoria where it is currently the middle of summer, so I doubt the house is cold and don't know why the OP would be either.

Bigboned38 0

Monday 27 February 2012 23:09

Maybe you should have went to the gym to warm up, then the weight of your body wouldnt have broke your bed.

PandaPandamoneum 0

Tuesday 28 February 2012 4:19

Rude much?

MissHayleyJames 7

Monday 27 February 2012 23:51

Buy a heated blanket. Those things are a godsend. I get cold easily and get a chill that I can't get rid of and I got a heated blanket. Best thing ever.