Late bloomer
By Mike - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States
By Mike - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States
FML? I think he's probably thinking the SAME exact thing right now. Poor kid!
I feel bad for him, but sometimes, when you have to go, you have to go.
He could just be really sick and his teacher probably wouldn't let him use the bathroom probably one of those "you should have used your time in between classes" types.
God, I ******* hate teachers that do that. Or who give you like three bathroom passes a semester.
its a paradox. if you use the bathroom in between classes, you will be late. similarly, if you don’t run in the halls, you will be late. but sadly you get in trouble for both *sigh*
Was there blood? If so, Chipotle is likely to blame.
lol! that'd be embarrassing for.you, I can't even imagine how terrible he'd feel..
You're never to old to crap your pants publicly. Also I really don't think kids will bully him over that.
Yea, bullying seems more like a middle school thing.
You know nothing of the nature of teenagers then.
If people get bullied for wearing glasses, I think people can get bullied for crapping their pants. It all depends on the (not-)bullying level of his class and schoolmates.
Ur retarded
Says the person who can't spell out 'you're'.
At least where I go to school, there's lots of bullying awareness stuff, and in general it's pretty rare. If someone around here does kill themselves, it's usually due to family issues or online bullying.
"Hello Mrs. Schitzerpanz, can you come pick up Johnny? He's not feeling well. He has a headache and a fever. Oh and he shit his pants, can you bring him an extra pair? K thankz, baaaaaiii!"
Oh, I guess "Mike" is probably not a "Mrs." Whoops.
Yep. You know he'll never live that down now. He'll be that guy who shat his pants during history class.
Reminds me of Superbad when they told that kid to go piss his pants again. "That was in the 6th grade asshole." "People don't forget."
Poor bastard.
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We need more information before we can judge this FML, he may have had diarrhea from your food, for example.
S**t happens, right?