Lawman

By Anonymous - 12/05/2009 18:29 - United States

Today, my boss in my police department told me to start enforcing the "No bikes on sidewalks" law, which we usually ignore. I pulled up behind the first person I saw riding a bike on a sidewalk and flashed my lights. It turned out to be a boy with Down's syndrome, who was so upset he cried and peed. FML
I agree, your life sucks 77 586
You deserved it 14 600

Same thing different taste

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P1MP1N 0

wow, that really sucks. its not your fault at all, how were you to know that the kid had down syndrome? You were just doing your job. Don't worry about it man

You shouldn't feel bad about enforcing the law, and you should definitely tell your boss what happened.

Comments

#9 and #17: The bike lane sucks. You say we should use it because we might mow down a pedestrian. A pedestrian getting hit by a bike at cruising speed would hurt A LOT less than a bicyclist getting hit by a car. And yes, even in the bike lane, it happens a lot. People try to park and cut off cyclists because the dumbasses don't look. People park in the bike lane sometimes because they're too ******* lazy to find a spot. Sometimes there isn't a bike lane at all. And god forbid we try to ride in the street! If we try to stay on the edge some stupid **** will clip us with their car. If we ride in the middle, some lard ass will get pissed because they can't wait a few ******* minutes to pass us or one of us to turn, even though it's the law that we can ride there.

AnaMaree 0

He's a special person so he gets special privileges.

AnaMaree 0

He's a special person so he gets special privileges.

AnaMaree 0

He's a special person so he gets special privileges.

OperationNicole_fml 0

YDI, you should have ignored that to begin with. What kind of stupid objective is it to stop people from riding bikes on a sidewalk when people are stealing, killing, racing on residential streets, and selling drugs? You people need to set your priorities straight.

@ Everyone wondering why biking on a sidewalk is illegal You can mow down pedestrians. You legally have a right to be in a lane of traffic on a bike. HOWEVER, most of the time you still get in trouble for it. My girlfriend gets pissed when someone is NOT on the sidewalk. I've tried to explain it to her but she still honks and makes a scene at the people doing the legal thing.

Awww, poor kid. I hope you didn't give him a ticket...

that sucks u prob felt like a ass about that after wards

McCannCanTriple 0

I doubt he'd know what to do with the ticket anyway. I assume he would have just gotten a warning the first time.

Yeah cuz someone on a bike would run over a "sidewalk lizard" or some thing? Jeez what a dumb law.