Lazy ass

By Anonymous - 23/04/2015 17:04 - United States - Cherry Hill

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Today, my husband called me a nympho after I told him I'd ideally like us to have sex more than once a month. FML
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fakedsincerity 32

Some people just have incompatible sex drives. He's wrong to call you names for expressing what you need to be happy. I hope you guys can talk it out and compromise so you're both happy and can have your needs met.

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magikarpsmurfs 19

I think it's time to discuss with your husband that people not just yourself have needs. Those needs are normal & should be taken care of by those committed to you. AKA your husband.

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Cads1 24

Join him in the shower and talk about the first thing that pops up.

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briang959 47

Hopefully he's just playing hard to get.

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theTravinator 21

Or maybe he's playing because he can't get hard. ZING!

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JMichael 25

Very unusual for a man in my opinion.

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captainsmegma 12

If I can be of any service, please call I'm available any of those other 29 days.

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CuteKoalaGirl 18

Say what?? I'd prefer it more than one a DAY for goodness sake! I am so sorry OP. I wonder what he'd say for me!

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Polynomial 28

Anyone that hits on this girl, get's my thumb down their throat. That's right, it's opposable ... and I have two? My attempt at shivelry has failed.

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siggy_mcsigx 22

shivelry....that made me laugh out loud xD I for one forgive you, but it's Chivalry.

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LarissaT18 18

Everyone is different. I dont understand why they think it's "unusual" for a man not to want sex all of the time and that something "must" be wrong with him. It could also be due to stress or many other things but that doesn't mean there has to be one specific reason. Although he shouldn't be calling her names.

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Kurby14 21

hope you two can work things out so your both happy!

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Attacksloth 33

Maybe he's just that type of person? Was he always like this? Was this more of a recent thing? Anything happen in his or your life? Tension between you two other than the sex? Etc. If it's been going on forever, he's probably just got a low libido. If it's more recent, you should talk to him. Avoid being overly confrontational, just keep communication pathways open.

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