Lazy ass

By Anonymous - 23/04/2015 17:04 - United States - Cherry Hill

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Today, my husband called me a nympho after I told him I'd ideally like us to have sex more than once a month. FML
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fakedsincerity 32

Some people just have incompatible sex drives. He's wrong to call you names for expressing what you need to be happy. I hope you guys can talk it out and compromise so you're both happy and can have your needs met.

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magikarpsmurfs 19

I think it's time to discuss with your husband that people not just yourself have needs. Those needs are normal & should be taken care of by those committed to you. AKA your husband.

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ppsycomom 7

Next time he wants sex... tell him to f**k himself

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myoukei 31

Maybe he's asexual?

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mazor 22

He's asexual or gay. Either way you're screwed.

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be82tw 17

Not so much, or we wouldn't have this FML.

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incoherentrmblr 21

Maybe he has erectile dysfunction and/or has a heart condition where he's not allowed to take Viagra or a similar drug. There could be many reasons...

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albertozeta_fml 9

Don't worry, in your couple it's not you the one with sexual problems.

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david99021 15

the Amish way of life is a hard one. I'm sorry for your struggle with sin. :)

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MlleMC_fml 19

Actually, I'm pretty sure the Amish do it fairly often. What else is there to do at night without electricity? And the number of children they have sort of shows it too. ;)

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PatMcGroin12345 11

I miss when the comments were funny. . . . .

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xx000o 27

Possibly the husband may have undergone some physical changes that reduced his sexual desires, such as diabetes.

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