Leaking

By noname - 22/09/2010 05:37 - Canada

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Today, I discovered that if I put my ankles on my boyfriend's shoulders while we are having sex, I will pee myself. FML
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bombtastic 10

sucks. fun position though ;). pee before sex. it'll help. research it too, the feeling of pee isn't pee though.

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lonley_mom 0

are u sure ur just not "squirting"? He would be hitting ur g spot that way...

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Trollz4daLULZ 1

YDI for fornicating. Also, pics/vid or you're lying!

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waldoo37 8

shut the **** up not every body can get off from seeing ankles and wrists

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marchiz 0

deft not a FML !! your a squirter -__- golden shower .. some guys like it .. happens to me too same position sometimes.. I'm not sure if my bf likes it his never said anything so idk .. but deft feels amazing !!!

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tboy3500 0

that is hot!!! I think so any way

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SilentScreamer 12

Female ejaculation? I think yes.

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TobyFunke 3

We got a squirter pete!!! why are you people saying female ejaculation, its called being a squirter and its kind of fun at first but then you realize if you keep making your girl cum all the time, your crotch and your sheets are going to be doused in lady juice every night. that shit gets old, but when she first squirts that warm sensation feels good on the ****

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penguinazul 13

Squirter = a female who ejaculates regularly.

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jcruz04 0

thats not pee. its physically impossible to pee while boning down. that position hits the G spot and causes an overflow of squirting love juice

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penguinazul 13

There is definitely a difference between peeing and squirting. Peeing is more steady and takes longer; Female "cum" has more pressure to it and kinda "shoots" out, like when a guy cums; it doesn't just come out as a stream of liquid steadily leaking from the urethra, it tends to shoot out in bursts. At least thats what I've encountered. The only difference between male cum and female cum is that male cum has sperm in it. So, basically -- if you feel like you're PEEING, as in like when you go to the bathroom or pee in a bush and theres just a stream of liquid coming out your urethra, then you're peeing. But if you feel the walls of your ****** contracting and all of a sudden liquid starts spewing from your urethra (like literally spewing, or squirting -- hence the name "squirter") then you, my friend, are ejaculating. Embrace this. You are lucky, there are lots of women that haven't achieved this. It's a pretty amazing and extremely sexy/hot feeling when it happens.

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bnwranbo 2

actually, not always. I know that when I squirt it doesn't shoot out. It depends on the strength of the ******. Even when a guy cums, sometimes it shoots sometimes it doesn't.

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penguinazul 13

I guess you're right, but I've never seen either happen where it looks like they're peeing. But I guess it could happen that way.

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waldoo37 8

hey maybe she just ran out cum and peeing made up for it :P you should make your man a sandwich after something that great :)

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