Leaking

By noname - 22/09/2010 05:37 - Canada

Spicy
Today, I discovered that if I put my ankles on my boyfriend's shoulders while we are having sex, I will pee myself. FML
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bombtastic 10

sucks. fun position though ;). pee before sex. it'll help. research it too, the feeling of pee isn't pee though.

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lonley_mom 0

are u sure ur just not "squirting"? He would be hitting ur g spot that way...

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Mello016 0

lol i hope it was ur gspot caz peeing on me wld rlly kill my boner if i was ur bf

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ashleighhhhh 0

Hahaha that position always makes me have to poop. I hate it but the angle feels sooo good!

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zamato 0

Jesus, you are a disgusting pig. Who pees on their lover?! I feel so bad for your boyfriend. If I were him, I would dump your sick ass IMMEDIATELY. YD what ever comes to you!

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penguinazul 13

Even if she did pee, you act like she did it on purpose. I'm sure she wouldn't intentionally piss on her boyfriend unless he had some weird fetish and asked her to.

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Sunfloria 0

That and she could have just mistaken it for squirting... I'm pretty sure it's scientifically impossible to pee while you're aroused.

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UrbanerMezei 0

You're a ******* idiot he hit your g-spot and you squirted. Girls can't pee during sex dumbfuck.

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cabadas11 2

Hey bro people make mistakes no need to be an asshole about it

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TechFire 25

You put your ankles on your boyfriend's sho- WHAT THE **** WERE YOU YOU DOING!?!

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penguinazul 13

Having sex, as was stated in the FML... learn how to read.

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TechFire 25

I know. But I have no clue what the **** kind of position that's supposed to be.

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penguinazul 13

Alright, hold one finger up. With the other hand, hold two fingers up. Put them together, with the tips of the two fingers at the tip of the one. Have the one finger bang against the two. Voila. (Sorry if that seemed bitchy; I just wanted to describe that, hahaha!)

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jimmartin 0

I think it is a squirt! congrat you are one of the chozen ones

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Mome_Rath 0

if you're gonna wear a strapless top, nix the bra, will ya? looks ridiculous. jussain.

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hoohaaahee 0

yeeeeaaaaah! you're a squirter! awesome.

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