Sex and Intimacy: Leaking - FML

Leaking

By noname - 22/09/2010 05:37 - Canada

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Today, I discovered that if I put my ankles on my boyfriend's shoulders while we are having sex, I will pee myself. FML

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By Darcy - 26/10/2011 06:58 - Australia

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Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. He passionately laid me down onto the bed, both of us fully naked. Pressing down on my shoulder, he ended up dislocating it. The pain made me pee myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2010 19:03 - United States

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and badly needed to pee. Just as I was about to say I had to go to the bathroom, my boyfriend suddenly put his hands around my stomach and picked me up. He hit just the right spot, causing me to empty my bladder then and there. FML

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By TooShortToCleanThat - 20/03/2015 03:22 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to show off one of his favorite skills: Peeing on my ceiling. FML

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A real ******

By never again - 30/11/2019 01:00 - United States - Bakersfield

Today, I finally had sex with the guy I like, but I had to pee really bad. It got really wet down there, and he thought I squirted. I peed everywhere. I let him believe he made me squirt. FML

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By embarrassed2 - 24/01/2011 02:47 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tickled me. In between laughs, I warned him that I was going to pee myself. He didn't believe me. After I actually did, he suggested we use a "safety word" from now on so that he will know when I'm being serious. FML

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By Miramichi - 30/05/2011 12:18 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend admitted that he pees on the toilet seat just to piss me off. FML

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Observation

By Anonymous - 17/04/2009 05:43 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. Right as I was really getting into it, he pauses, frowns, and says, "I think I see the pee hole." FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2010 20:03 - United States

Today, my friend peed her pants while we were sledding. I could feel it trickling down into my pants. FML

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Let it all out

By pottypattypeepants - 31/12/2009 20:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were play wrestling. I had pinned him down and was sitting on his chest when he suddenly squeezed my stomach, causing me to rip the loudest fart ever. He looked so shocked that I couldn't help but laugh. I laughed so hard that I accidentally peed on him as well. FML

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By wetsheets - 07/01/2013 13:01 - United Kingdom - Cardiff

Spicy

Today, my partner was inspired by 50 Shades Of Grey to try making me orgasm with a full bladder, therefore intensifying the experience. He was right, it was mind blowing. It also made me piss the bed for the first time in twenty-odd years. FML

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Top comments

bombtastic 10

Wednesday 22 September 2010 12:22

sucks. fun position though ;). pee before sex. it'll help. research it too, the feeling of pee isn't pee though.

lonley_mom 0

Wednesday 22 September 2010 12:26

are u sure ur just not "squirting"? He would be hitting ur g spot that way...

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simsimma88 0

Sunday 23 October 2011 20:41

Are you sure you didn't squirt? Cuz I thought it wasn't possible to pee while having sex

Breanna4 0

Friday 20 January 2012 3:07

I think you were 'squirting'..

mizztinker 11

Wednesday 14 March 2012 1:35

UR squirting lmao

Lookinforlove10 1

Saturday 19 May 2012 9:00

You're probably not peeing yourself but having a female ejaculation which feels like your peeing yourself.

Steel_BZ 8

Friday 6 July 2012 2:54

The real question is did it feel amazing & were u moaning crazy & felt like u had no control when you "peed"? If so, then it's more than likely not pee. =) & that is one of the best positions to make u "pee". Haha.

bizarre_ftw 21

Tuesday 9 July 2013 0:43

It's very likely you're a squirter and that wasn't pee. Look up "female ejaculation", there's some debate as to whether or not it exists, but I can tell you from experience that it does

burritosrgood 12

Sunday 8 June 2014 7:08

Lololololololololololol

sayhisoph 26

Sunday 8 May 2016 23:22

Like any other in here - I Think he just really got to your g-spot and made you squirt .. The big O also just kinda feels like peeing really bad.

Makifun 19

Tuesday 28 June 2016 6:04

If it looks like piss and smells like piss, it's piss. FYL and FHL if neither of you are into that

LikeLegitness 20

Monday 5 June 2017 21:18

Same happens to me except I don't actually pee I just feel like I will

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