Leaking

By noname - 22/09/2010 05:37 - Canada

Spicy
Today, I discovered that if I put my ankles on my boyfriend's shoulders while we are having sex, I will pee myself. FML
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bombtastic 10

sucks. fun position though ;). pee before sex. it'll help. research it too, the feeling of pee isn't pee though.

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lonley_mom 0

are u sure ur just not "squirting"? He would be hitting ur g spot that way...

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perdix 29

If your boyfriend's into Golden Showers, this isn't an FML -- you're just bragging.

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5up3rTAN 0

it's always pee that comes out the urethra!!!! there is no secret place in the urethra that scientists haven't discovered yet where magical squirts come from. a g spot ****** is a reflex from internal stimulation if the urethra muscles....what spews forth is pee whether or not people choose to believe it's magical secret g spot juice is up to them

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lickmyjock 0

hahahahaha. g spot juice. thank you for that. I will be getting Gatorade on the phone asap to suggest a new slogan.

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luna4545 4

it's actually cum. I've researched it. it doesn't have a scent like urine does. yes they do come from the same hole which the case is it often has urine mixed with it but it is not urine. and it it's always stimulated from the g-spot many and most squirters have this form of ****** from clitoral stimulation, while you can have one from the g-spot it mostly is triggered through the ********

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YouSuckAtLove 0

i could totally picture this happening.. "Babe WTF" "omg its so small! hahahahahaha *pees*

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bigredmonkeybutt 28

**** HIS Life. He's the one getting pissed on. Try using the bathroom beforehand?

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tdub10 2

My gf n I go by 1 rule only n thts it's only fun if u make a mess. But like everyone else has told u. Ur a squirter baby!! I for 1 find it hot.

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lickmyjock 0

you can you just have to find the right guy, and put your ankles on his shoulders.

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MonsterFeet 0

sucks for you, definitely my favorite position; but sometimes makes me feel like I have to be too WITH ******.

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