Leave Me Alone

By gordogs 25 - 04/04/2012 10:53 - New Zealand - Auckland

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Today, I woke up for the third time in a row from a wet dream about my ex-girlfriend. I'm currently on my honeymoon. FML
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DocBastard 38

So your ex is hotter than your wife. So what? Enjoy your dreams, and then you can wake up and enjoy your wife. You win twice!

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muffinXmonster 12

You should get that under control

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DRush_fml 12

Cold feet is for before the wedding...

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jocelynelise 4

I wouldn't worry about it. :)

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Rainbowbright99 4

It's just his sub-conscience dealing with the huge life changing event that has transpired. He will get over it. But it has nothing to do with his wife or ex probably. Just the thought of boning the same chick... Forever.

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love_niki 3

F your wife's life - not only are you having wet dreams about an ex, but you're writing about it online during your honeymoon! Doesn't sound like such a great start to a marriage...

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alliwannadoishav 0

It's a dream. As long as you're not fantasizing about her when you're awake and you're happy and in love with your new wife, it doesn't matter.

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MrConned 0

So then have an affair you dipshit.

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natepooch 4

I am from NJ. I curse... a lot. I say "yo", and I say it often. I never had school on Rosh Hashanah or Yom Kippur. I sure as hell don't pump my own gas. I know what real pizza tastes like, and I know that a bagel is much more than a ******' roll with a hole in the middle. I judge people by what exit they get off the parkway. I can navigate a circle--with attitude. All good nights must end at a diner--preferably with cheese fries. It's a sub, not a hoagie or, worse yet, a hero, and I wash it down with soda, not pop. Two words... "mother ******." I don't go to the beach, I go down the shore. And boardwalk brawls are just a part of the atmosphere. Yes, I drink cawfee. I know that 65mph really means 80. I've always lived within 10 minutes of a mall. When someone cuts me off, they get the horn AND the finger. And they expect it. I am from New Jersey, and damn proud of it."

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