Leave Me Alone

By gordogs 25 - 04/04/2012 10:53 - New Zealand - Auckland

Spicy
Today, I woke up for the third time in a row from a wet dream about my ex-girlfriend. I'm currently on my honeymoon. FML
I agree, your life sucks 38 124
You deserved it 13 042

Same thing different taste

Top comments

So your ex is hotter than your wife. So what? Enjoy your dreams, and then you can wake up and enjoy your wife. You win twice!

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yaoifreak 8
zumiez069 5

Then you shouldnt get married

20) your right marriage shouldn't just be based on attractiveness or how great your sex life is, but if both of those are really lame then you can expect a bad outcome in the next 2-5years

once again noor your post has Left my rofling Ty.

I'd love to know what you guys mean by "it's a jersey thing" although I don't live in the states so what do I know :L

ITS A DREAM. ****. People dream about all kinds of random things, it doesn't MEAN anything. It doesn't even mean the ex is more attractive, better in bed or someone he's still attached to. Have none of you ever dreamt about sleeping with someone and woken up going "what the ****..."?

Darlena830 0

Sometimes repeated fantasies about an ex can mean there's something she gave you which your wife doesn't. This isn't a sign you aren't over the other woman or dont love your wife, but you may want to see what you are missing. For example, it could just be because of the new commitment your experiencing a perfectly natural desire for less commitment that you had with the old woman. I don't know you or your relationship- so I can't speak as to what it is your missing, maybe it's just the way she kissed, or something else. It could also just be a subconscious no real reason for it type of thing too :)

Wet dreams come from a result of not ejaculating when you're awake. Just get busy with your new wife and the dreams will cease.. The wet ones anyway.

Just because he would no longer ejaculate doesn't remove the fantasy. His life still sucks either way. lol

Classlfied 4

What's the difference between a vacuum and your wife? After 10 years your vacuum still sucks