Students, Parents and Harassment: Leave me alone!

Leave me alone!

By notcool - 15/09/2009 19:45 - United States

Today, I learned that my anxious and obsessive mother is going to drive three hours every weekend to attend a Johns Hopkins medical course on stress reduction. Why is this bad? I just left home for college and have enjoyed my last two weeks of freedom without her around. I attend Johns Hopkins. FML

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By PetitPrincePerdu - 08/05/2009 00:42 - United States

Today, I found my mother wandering the halls of my fraternity unescorted and asked why she was here, she told me she was concerned when I didn't pick up my phone for two days. She then informed me that she had also moved to the same city I live in. My mother moved over 600 miles to stalk me. FML

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By crushed - 11/12/2015 00:12 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my mother won't let me intern at a prestigious college, working with graduate students and professors, and being paid, because she doesn't want to drive me. FML

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By anonymous - 19/07/2012 01:29 - United States

Today, I told my mom about the severe phobia I've developed towards driving. She was very supportive and even made me an appointment to see a psychologist. His office is two hours away. I have to drive to see my doctor about my fear of driving. FML

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This is why we can't have nice things

By Anonymous - 13/03/2024 10:00 - United States

Today, I’m an adult and my mother lives with me, not me with her. She found out I was going to be gone for 9 days on vacation and that she couldn’t come, so she had a “mental break down” and checked herself into a psych ward. Last year, she did the same thing when I graduated college and celebrated it. FML

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By wowjuststop - 03/10/2009 01:01 - United States

Today, I got offered a ride to go home for the weekend. I go to college six hours away from home and haven't seen my family for almost two months. When I called my mom with the good news, she told me not to come. FML

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Awkwaaaaard

By Anonymous - 28/11/2009 04:13 - United States

Today, my mom came home and told me she was going back to college. She's going to the community college that a lot of the graduates from my school go to. She has biology with my ex. They're lab partners and have to do take home labs together. FML

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Leave me alone!

By Jack Slate - 12/12/2020 11:02

Today, my anxious, obsessive, overbearing mother called me four times. That's significantly less than usual. When I complained to my dad, he said, "She just worries about you because she loves you." I don't feel loved, I feel smothered. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/06/2018 01:30

Today, my mother knocked on the door of my room at 7am. I am currently over 300 miles from home, on a vacation to get away from my overbearing family. I told none of them where I was going. FML

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The root

By Anonymous - 02/08/2021 02:01 - United States - Floral Park

Today, I got a lecture from my mother about how bad my stress has been, how I have to treat myself better and do something with my life. She still doesn't realize that most of the cause of my stress has been from her berating me about how stressed out I am. FML

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You deserved it 111

Spooky

By Anonymous - 12/07/2022 14:00

Today, my mother continues to copy everything I do. So far, she's switched to seeing my doctor, my therapist, my hairdresser, and even shopping at my preferred supermarket. I've lived independently for ten years, but I'm starting to fear for my safety. FML

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LadyKaya 0

Tuesday 15 September 2009 23:12

Wow...I'm a college student, and it would drive me INSANE to have my mother around that much. FYL.

stardustskye 0

Tuesday 15 September 2009 23:23

oh god. she probably signed up for the course to spend more time with you. that sucks, I'm so sorry.

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mycatjustfarted 0

Tuesday 15 September 2009 23:25

shit, that sucks FYL

itschris 0

Tuesday 15 September 2009 23:25

ohh that suckss :/ try to stay away frOm herr iGuess.

kukopia 0

Tuesday 15 September 2009 23:29

Just don't be available right before or after her class. Is that so hard?!? PM me your pic for a pass that will allow you to go off campus.

meepmeep_fml 0

Wednesday 16 September 2009 0:18

you're a creep, creep. have fun being creepy.

vdek 0

Wednesday 16 September 2009 3:53

Since when do you need a pass to leave a college campus???

TwistedJack 0

Tuesday 15 September 2009 23:32

doesn't mean you have to see her. just stay under the radar

Mignun 0

Tuesday 15 September 2009 23:32

Ah, that does suck. Hopefully she won't pop into your dorm or something. That would be embarrassing.

laniartesia 0

Tuesday 15 September 2009 23:38

Oh man.. I go to JHU and I thought this was going to about samurai sword kid. :/

Blueoceanz84 0

Wednesday 16 September 2009 3:34

props for going to JHU!

vvtumblesbee 0

Wednesday 16 September 2009 5:01

i'm waiting for all the jhu-samurai-sword-related FML's to come flooding in tomorrow.

jessxoxo28 5

Tuesday 15 September 2009 23:38

wow, that sucks... go out every time she comes

plexico 3

Tuesday 15 September 2009 23:44

So, is she going to bunk down with you? Did you let her know that her study of stress reduction is ironically causing you a massive stress elevation? (Where was she when Alanis Morissette was writing music?) It could work out for the best, Mom can be a great wingman. She can go up to any woman you want, strike up a conversation and then bring you in and ask, "Have you met my son?" And then you're off to the races (at Pimlico, of course). Now that you are in Baltimore, you can take chicks out to Ft. McHenry, where the "Star-Spangled Banner" was written, and show them your ramparts.

RavensRule97 0

Wednesday 16 September 2009 0:12

hahahahahahahahahaha

Intoxicunt 5

Wednesday 16 September 2009 0:27

"ramparts"! HAHA! Wow, that has to be the single best euphemism for a penis I have ever heard.

Puolukka 4

Wednesday 16 September 2009 0:58

Yea totally! plexico just keeps on getting better and better!

speedbump 0

Wednesday 16 September 2009 1:55

That was kinda funny, but do you LIVE ALLLLLL DAY ON THIS site?? I mean really, you're in everyyy FML.......

plexico 3

Wednesday 16 September 2009 5:20

Kinda, yeah. Work is slow right now, but a bunch of new people are coming in to town around the first of October so I should be getting busy then. I hope to still post comments a lot, but I won't be able to engage in a lot of the fun back-and-forth. Plus, I have some insomnia, so I'll pop up in the middle of the night and come here. Enjoy me while you can.

Intoxicunt 5

Wednesday 16 September 2009 23:18

Oh no, plexico! Don't leave ussssss!!!! :(

plexico 3

Thursday 17 September 2009 0:57

I'm not leaving, Toxi, but I might not be able to leave these sub-comments during working hours. I still plan to check in a couple times a day to post some top-level comments. I'll still keep in touch with some special people. ;)