Dating, First Dates and Love: Let down

Let down

By heartbreakkid21 - 14/05/2009 15:22 - United States

Today, I was on a date with this girl I actually like. The date was going really well and it seemed like it would be a good night. While in the movie theater, I went to hold her hand and instead she gave me a hand shake and said, "You're so funny, I'm so glad we're friends". FML

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You deserved it 5 618

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By anonymous neighbor - 30/01/2009 14:42 - United States

Today, I went on a date with my really attractive neighbor, and at the end, when I leaned in to make out with her, she shook my hand. FML

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You deserved it 6 641

By vargasm - 18/01/2009 12:12 - United States

Today, the girl I've had a crush on decided she wanted to see a movie with me. I tried to hold her hand during the movie and it was great for about 4 minutes. Then she said "Can I have my hand back?" FML

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You deserved it 3 668

By Anon - 30/01/2009 11:39 - Canada

Today, I was on a date with this girl. I attempted to put my arm around her, but I elbowed her in the face instead. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 342

You deserved it 7 441

By tacoboy - 21/08/2009 08:06 - United States

Today, I was on a date with a girl I've had feelings for since I was 14 (I'm 22). I took her out to dinner, then to a movie that we both liked and had a few drinks afterwards. I thought it was going really well until I was driving her home and she asked to be dropped off at her boyfriend's house. FML

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You deserved it 6 592

Negging

By f*ck - 02/05/2012 16:22 - United States

Today, I had a date with the girl I've been interested in for months. I'm pretty laid-back and casual with my friends, which backfired and caused the date to end with a slap, when I greeted her with a friendly "S'up, slut?" FML

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You deserved it 98 422

By JLoRd - 01/02/2009 14:40 - United States

Today, I asked the girl I like if she wanted to go to the movies, she said yes and I said I'd let her pick the movie. She picked the movie, "Just Friends". FML

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You deserved it 4 045

By OMFG I LOVE MLP - 24/08/2012 21:00 - Germany - Mainz

Today, my friends set me up on a blind date. I thought it went well, and while saying our goodbyes, I leaned in to give her a kiss. She pulled way, laughed, "I'm not drunk enough for that," and left. FML

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You deserved it 3 794

Pleased to meet y'all

By rokkstarrrVRV - 28/12/2013 08:42 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I took a girl on a date. Her and her imaginary friends. FML

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You deserved it 5 165

Double standard

By Sara1990 - 23/08/2010 11:40 - Australia

Today, I went on a double date with my bestfriend. At the end of the night, her boyfriend gave her a long kiss, and texted her 5 minutes after we left to say he missed her already. My boyfriend picked his nose, then gave me a fist bump as a goodbye. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 363

You deserved it 7 012

By Anonymous - 25/05/2021 00:01

Today, I took a girl out on a date. We had dinner, we had good conversation, the vibe was excellent, and everything was great. I took her to a bar I frequent after for a couple of drinks to finish the night. She left with some other dude on his motorcycle. FML

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You deserved it 128

genius_man16 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 20:28

lol, owned at least she was nice and took it in stride it could have been worse. She could have jumped back disgusted and screamed "WHAT THE HELL!? WHY ARE YOU TOUCHING ME!?! RAAAAAAAPPPPPEEEEEE!!!"

chea_chea 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 20:24

Sucks. Sounds like both of you had a different idea of what was going on...

Comments

dd3_fml 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 21:02

FREINDZOWNED! sorry man that really sucks.

burb_fml 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 21:03

I bet you didn't tell her it was a date beforehand. You should remember to use the D-word so she's in no illusion of your intentions.

lacotuitblue 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 21:04

#23... bitter much? yikes!

realmmaster 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 21:12

Welcome to the Friend Zone. Sorry, you can't get out of this place. Time to move on.

lovell_says_hey 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 21:16

a girl you "actually like." as opposed to the other many girls who go on dates with you but you don't actually like?

bioclock 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 21:18

#23 They probably are aware of it, but they're not interested in the guys that hit on them. When a girl complains about not being able to find someone, it does not mean that they are so desperate that they will just go out with anyone; it means they have actual standards and can't find anyone that they feel meets them. Chances are, they don't want someone that says something like "Girls are retarded". The more you know...

rainnemo 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 21:18

for all you know she could be the one going Today, I went out with a guy I like. I was so nervous that when he reached out his hand to hold mine all I could do was giving him a handshake and saying "You're so funny I'm so glad we're friends". FML

alyssamarie218 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 21:27

did she know it was a date?

rukusrazor 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 21:28

What? You didn't try the hole in the bottom of the popcorn trick?

erikawesome 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 21:36

That's actually not so bad. Perhaps she wants to be friend with you first and then have it develop into a relationship in the future? Don't give up man! :)