Let it all out

By achoo-plop - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I learned that the only way for me to have a complete bowel movement is to blow my nose at the same time. However, I learned this while standing in my girlfriend's kitchen. FML
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c_wyld 21

Seems an awkward place to have a proper bowel movement mate.

Ok that made my day. God bless your misfortune

So you've gone your entire life, up until now, never having had a "complete" bowel movement or having ever blown your nose? Sounds like you're doing them both wrong.

Where will you be when the diarrhea hits?