Let it all out
By achoo-plop - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Colorado Springs
By achoo-plop - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Colorado Springs
Seems an awkward place to have a proper bowel movement mate.
Ok that made my day. God bless your misfortune
So you've gone your entire life, up until now, never having had a "complete" bowel movement or having ever blown your nose? Sounds like you're doing them both wrong.
Where will you be when the diarrhea hits?
Ivan Pavlov would be proud!
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Obviously something wrong with your wiring.
I think you blew out the wrong hole.