Embarrassing, Farts and Kids: Let it all out

Let it all out

By Username - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff

Today, my four year-old daughter pulled her pants down in the middle of Best Buy. Apparently, you can smell the farts better when they don't have to pass through clothing. FML

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_PAK_G96Unit_ 0

Monday 4 October 2010 12:27

LOL smart kid. :D

gameace232 0

Monday 4 October 2010 12:28

that's just weird....

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mshooter 0

Tuesday 5 October 2010 11:02

#127 care to share your FML?

fleur_di_lis 0

Tuesday 5 October 2010 15:33

bahaha!! cute!

YaoiDoll19 0

Wednesday 6 October 2010 0:45

Lol that's crazy

bri_random 0

Wednesday 6 October 2010 2:37

next time you should teach your daughter that Best Buy is not the appropriate venue for this behavior. next time take her to Wal-Mart. :)

MissMel_xo 0

Wednesday 6 October 2010 10:37

I would have pissed my pants laughing if some kid did this in my bby store. reminds me of something my niece might do.

stephy228 0

Wednesday 6 October 2010 16:51

Lol! My kids think farts r the funniest thing in the world.

jskibabe22 4

Thursday 7 October 2010 4:10

y does ur child smell farts??

hobosareawesome 0

Thursday 7 October 2010 5:06

Lmfao!

Miss_Piggy 4

Sunday 10 October 2010 3:36

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!! My daughter did the same thing only we were in the produce isle in Longos!!! I feel your pain!

shutyerpiehole 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 17:46

Shame on YOU 1, you can't ******* spell the word "disgusting." YOU'LL be pulling your pants down to make a living if you don't smarten the **** up.

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