Divorce and Kids: Liar, liar

Liar, liar

By skanula414 - 31/12/2014 19:00 - Sweden - Malm?

Today, I found out my 7-year-old daughter really did lie about my husband's "other girlfriend" as revenge for being grounded, and that he never cheated on me at all. We're well into our divorce proceedings and he won't forgive me for not believing him when he denied it. FML

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You deserved it 49 775

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By mandybar15 - 14/12/2012 23:52 - United States - Norman

Today, my husband and I sat our 10-year-old daughter down for a chat over her recent cursing. When my husband asked where she'd heard the words, she "innocently" replied, "from mommy's other boyfriend." He took her seriously, accused me of cheating, and hasn't been home since. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 278

You deserved it 6 689

Thanks, I hate it

By Anonymous - 18/01/2014 18:16 - United States

Today, after three weeks of fighting with my husband, I found out that he really didn't create an account on a website for cheaters and charge the bill to his credit card. Our daughter did it as a prank, and only confessed because our fighting was stressing her out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 016

You deserved it 6 587

By cheated - 17/09/2011 04:43 - United States

Today, my daughter-in-law revealed to me that she caught my husband having an affair with her best friend. This was five years ago, and she is only telling me now because he stopped paying her the blackmail money to keep her mouth shut. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 625

You deserved it 2 797

A bit weird, mom

By let it go already! - 07/02/2022 18:00

Today, I found out my mom was serious when she said she’d never get over me dumping my ex. While babysitting my 6 month-old daughter, she took her to meet said ex for lunch while I was at work. Problem? He’s not my daughter’s father and I broke up with him when I was 16. My husband is pissed as well. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 303

You deserved it 114

By Nuts - 07/11/2015 02:55 - Canada - Grimsby

Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 710

You deserved it 3 166

By Anonymous - 04/12/2009 02:17 - United States

Today, my mom admitted that her story about my dad leaving us for his current wife was a lie. He left when he caught her with a coworker. She blocked his number and got a restraining order to keep him from telling his side of the story. I haven't talked to my dad for six years because of this. FML

I agree, your life sucks 55 073

You deserved it 2 515

Legal Eagle

By Anonymous - 29/11/2021 05:01

Today, I followed my daughter and found out she wasn’t with friends, she was on a date. I confronted her about the lie, but she takes after her mother, a lawyer, and steamrollered over me about invading her privacy, so even though she lied, she somehow has the moral high ground. FML

I agree, your life sucks 568

You deserved it 2 715

By Richard - 18/10/2017 13:23 - United States

Today, a DNA test proved that my 2-month-old daughter isn't mine. The real father is my girlfriend's husband, whom she married last year when she lied to me about going on a vacation. We've been together for three years and I never knew. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 420

You deserved it 538

Eastenders

By Amrit - 03/04/2021 01:01 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that a few years ago, when I lost my kids to my ex-wife, it was because my current wife secretly hated having to be their stepmom, so she conspired with my ex to ruin the custody hearing in my ex's favour. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 880

You deserved it 194

Step-father, right?

By Marytza - 25/06/2024 18:00 - United States

Today, it's my daughter’s 18th birthday. Today is also the day that my husband told me he’s leaving me for her, and he wants a divorce. When I threatened to press charges for potentially grooming her as a minor, he told me I don’t have a leg to stand on because, “She’s been at the age of consent anyway.” FML

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You deserved it 165

rebelbelle 17

Thursday 1 January 2015 0:35

Guess if she is like this at 7, I wonder what she's going to be like at 14

1PersonIsMyWorld 22

Thursday 1 January 2015 0:35

what a bitch child!!

Comments

GunSlinger69 19

Thursday 1 January 2015 2:08

You deserve to be alone if you believe your 7 year old daughter over your husband.

iPixiee 23

Thursday 1 January 2015 2:11

well at least that's not so evil as farting and asking 'do I smell popcorn?' :3

Pingvinai 37

Thursday 1 January 2015 2:18

Is your child Satan.

brasiliano 16

Thursday 1 January 2015 2:23

Your child must be a genius or you must be thick as shit. here is why. your child says daddy is cheating. so u either took that as the truth confronted him end of. or you questioned the child where they saw this what they heard etc etc and they came up with a genius plan where everything fit. you being thick as shit is the more likely explanation.

brianlarkin 7

Thursday 1 January 2015 2:34

I'm sorry to say this but, you're an idiot. YDI

skittyskatbrat 19

Thursday 1 January 2015 2:35

My husband said "He's leaving because of her raising a ******** kid." He's seen the writing on the wall with the spoiled brat and the ineffectual mom and is running!... "He sees this train coming and is getting out while he can afford it!"

finduilas_fml 3

Thursday 1 January 2015 3:21

And you don't have an opinion but need to ask your husband? Maybe he did cheat..aybe his daughter saw him wuth another woman. And he told her to be quit so mom doesnt get upset. When she wanted her mom to be upset..she told her the truth. But as manipulative as cheaters can be..he might Made the du

skittyskatbrat 19

Thursday 1 January 2015 3:46

Someone didn't actually check to see if I'd posted another comment, did they? Oddly enough, some of us share funny and/or interesting things with our spouses.