Lifeless

By Motionless - 26/05/2011 09:55 - United States

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Today, I had sex with my girlfriend. This is the seventh time in a row that she hasn't moved or made any noises the entire way through. FML
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kg163401 0

I dub thee corpse ******

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yazah 0

Try deflating her and then blowing her back up. :)

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jmorin 0

put it in her butt. shell give you a reaction.

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cberry427 8

put her on top next time or if all else fails boink her best friend she'll make some noise then for sure

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starbuck45420 0

she's doin someone else

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Namenlos_fml 20

It's not OP's fault either way. Some women (men too) do just lie there, expecting the other to do all the work. As the old cliché goes: it takes TWO to tango. Have you ever tried dancing with a mannequin? It's tiring and unrewarding. If the lack of motion is due to bad performance she needs to bring it up. How do guys know for sure if they're bad without a discussion? They don't. Without communication, everyone loses.

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RandOmPhyXiO 5

some girls just dont make noises

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bigdaddy18 0

stick it in her but, she'll make a noise then

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Egnar 19

Talk to her - Either you're doing something wrong or she doesn't understand that sex is a 2-way street. In either situation a healthy sex life counts on your communication.

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Persephone1001 3

Try some positions where she has no choice but to do the moving, and you lie still. See how she likes it when the boot is on the other foot.

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