Lifeless

By Motionless - 26/05/2011 09:55 - United States

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Today, I had sex with my girlfriend. This is the seventh time in a row that she hasn't moved or made any noises the entire way through. FML
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You deserved it 23 790
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kg163401 0

I dub thee corpse ******

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yazah 0

Try deflating her and then blowing her back up. :)

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deprived13 3

lol not hittin that g spot.

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Hammer940 7

that's what I call the dead fish. nothing worse than that.

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jc9419 0

That just makes you as equal as a necrophiliac.

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cetlawizard 15

maybe she squeals like a pig when she orgasms & doesn't want you to know... on the other hand, maybe she jilled off before you had sex & she's a single ****** kinda gal...if she has never gotten super wet or you've never felt her orgasmic contractions while inside her..then it's time to talk about leaving her before you end up with sexual/emotional problems that lead to E.D.

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owen220 0

finish in her eyes to teach her a lesson!

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coldsteel106 2

Maybe she can't cum from penetration. Try learning to use your tongue. If that fails just throw it in her ass and give her a donkey punch when you are about to cum. No sense in you not enjoying it at least.

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derekahlers 4

you need to try different moves. she says you suck in bed

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missmaryb 0

**** these twats that say it's your fault. Not everything can be blamed on the man. Your girlfriend just sucks in bed, period.

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