Lifeless

By Motionless - 26/05/2011 09:55 - United States

Spicy
Today, I had sex with my girlfriend. This is the seventh time in a row that she hasn't moved or made any noises the entire way through. FML
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kg163401 0

I dub thee corpse ******

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yazah 0

Try deflating her and then blowing her back up. :)

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MyF_ckingLuck 0

is she really loose because I wouldn't be able to just hang around while a guy got his jollies off on me

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iVolleyball 0

was she unconcious too? because I hear they call that rape

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itzdeity 0

force her to move. put her on top unless of course your girlfriend is an inanimate object

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icanhazblivions 1

Maybe she has never seen ****. Or an R-rated movie... Monkey see, monkey do!

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camlz 0

here's an idea! maybe u suck ass when it come to sex.

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sunshine_today23 0

strictly finger her. if she acts the same for the entire time with that, it's never going to get any better with the sex.

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notjohn 4

here's a novel concept, talk to her about it.

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12251984 0

That really is to bad, maybe if you two were married it might not be an issue!? something to think about!

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