Lifeless

By Motionless - 26/05/2011 09:55 - United States

Spicy
Today, I had sex with my girlfriend. This is the seventh time in a row that she hasn't moved or made any noises the entire way through. FML
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kg163401 0

I dub thee corpse ******

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yazah 0

Try deflating her and then blowing her back up. :)

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MagicMarker 0

I hate to have to tell you this, but that means that you suck in bed. Here's a novel idea: talk to your girlfriend, ask her what she likes, and then do it. Arrogantly focusing on nothing but your own pleasure is a huge, huge turnoff.

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Cinn_fml 22

This one's simple; TALK TO HER! Granted, her way of engaging in sex (or hinting that she's not enjoying it as much as she could) isn't exactly the best way of going about it, and if she has a problem she should've talked to you rather than hoping you'd take the hint. But seriously, just talk to her about what she'd enjoy more and therefore should improve things.

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bakemono_fml 14

yes, that's what happens when you buy yourself a blow up doll. you **** them, they don't move or make a sound

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zombi3ki113r14 4

somebody is hung like a fly

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sapphirenite 0

ummm, you both suck at sex!

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CRiiSPY_fml 0

so basically she was reverse planking...?

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tattooedcowboy 6

she found something bettet haha

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mrhept 0

well obviously u ain't doin something right!

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