Lifeless

By Motionless - 26/05/2011 09:55 - United States

Spicy
Today, I had sex with my girlfriend. This is the seventh time in a row that she hasn't moved or made any noises the entire way through. FML
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kg163401 0

I dub thee corpse ******

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yazah 0

Try deflating her and then blowing her back up. :)

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Reynard13 1

Hmm, and you didn't check in the first... 6 times?

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hamstuffingsandw 0

what i dont understand is why you didnt stop after the first time....

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lacyandtrey 0

maybe you shouldn't suck. :/

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mpclaw 3

be grateful you are having sex. get married and you will wish she would stay still.

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mann5939 0

maybe she's a mute!!

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Coma001st 0

Stick it in her pooper. that'll geter moving.

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IAmGlenCoco 0

Okay, let me get this straight. You had sex with your girlfriend *six times* while she made it evident that she really, really wasn't enjoying herself. You didn't ask what was wrong or try to make sure she came. Then you did the exact same thing again, and decided it was an FML moment? Here's how to prevent this from happening: 1. Don't have sex with your girlfriend when she isn't into it. 2. If she doesn't seem like she's enjoying herself, stop and ask if everything's okay or if you should change your technique. 3. Focus on your girlfriend's pleasure and getting her off. Ask her what she likes. Maybe eat her out before or after you have sex to make sure she gets off.

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