Lifeless

By Motionless - 26/05/2011 09:55 - United States

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Today, I had sex with my girlfriend. This is the seventh time in a row that she hasn't moved or made any noises the entire way through. FML
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kg163401 0

I dub thee corpse ******

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yazah 0

Try deflating her and then blowing her back up. :)

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scenekid_102 0

bet she's dead man

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shocking_silence 0

she's either dead or you're really bad .

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djmixon 0

it's not her... it's you. she is just passive aggressive about telling you that you're doing it wrong...

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amadan 0

That's weird, how could you do it seven times and not ask what's up?

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santasadiekins 0

Dude... maybe you should talk to her. it may be hard to believe, but many woman don't want to just have sex all the time in a relationship. you should have asked her what was up after the 2nd time.

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xckylexc 0

maybe ur doing it wrong. try something new?

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fylnotmine89 1

I think that's what causing this problem to begin with.

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DANduhMAN 0

Did either of you at least break a sweat?

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rosebudmartin 0

wow nice I'd say she's not that into u honey

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