Lifeless

By Motionless - 26/05/2011 09:55 - United States

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Today, I had sex with my girlfriend. This is the seventh time in a row that she hasn't moved or made any noises the entire way through. FML
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kg163401 0

I dub thee corpse ******

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yazah 0

Try deflating her and then blowing her back up. :)

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corrinaswan 0

it's either you suck or she just isn't one of those types of people

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heyred 11

Maybe it's time you asked what's up?

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hellokimmiee 5

maybe she wants you to get the message that you suck without actually telling you.... 7th time? poor girl

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killasms 0

maybe u should pick her up and carry her somewhere else for a change of pace

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FlyingLazerWALRU 0

Is she sleeping with her eyes open, just so you think she's awake?

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corplawyr 0

ok. communication can't be said enough. how can u stay "motivated" when there's no interaction?

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mx_17 0

maybe she's a fat bitch that is just lazy as hell.

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LifesJusGreat 7

Why are you having intercourse with a dead corpse? It's not healthy.

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