Lifeless

By Motionless - 26/05/2011 09:55 - United States

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Today, I had sex with my girlfriend. This is the seventh time in a row that she hasn't moved or made any noises the entire way through. FML
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kg163401 0

I dub thee corpse ******

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yazah 0

Try deflating her and then blowing her back up. :)

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xgetxbentx 13

fyl and ydi fyl that she's boring ydi for not asking what you can do ti make sex more pleasurable for her. it usually takes a little communication for sex to be enjoyable for everyone involved. I mean, it sounds like you're just doing missionary all the time. odds are she's ready for a new position, and maybe this time she wants to be in control.

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facethtcreeps 0

maybe she likes it that way

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ggrls 0

bring her to my boyfriend bed he will rock her world

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beaudashiz 0

aww. :( maybe you should give her an electric shock!! not only will she move, but some people find it kinky :D

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PurpleChick96 3

you must be doing something wrong then. Lol.

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CallMeHush 0

Maybe she doesn't want to wake YOU up.

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