Lifeless

By Motionless - 26/05/2011 09:55 - United States

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Today, I had sex with my girlfriend. This is the seventh time in a row that she hasn't moved or made any noises the entire way through. FML
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kg163401 0

I dub thee corpse ******

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yazah 0

Try deflating her and then blowing her back up. :)

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johnnyb7307 0

give up man. it could be you but it sounds like you got yourself what I call "A dead lay"

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rawritsgreta7 0

maybe you should try something new or go to a better place other then the bed.

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Teergas 0

Throw it in the ole bat cave, that'll get her moving!

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ALesserIvy 2

maybe you should stop begging for sex and her only agreeing to shut you up

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DealsOnWheels 0

most likely she's getting it in with some else already and your game is not up to par.. either that or she's really f*ing bored, switch it up take control flip her around a bit see what happens

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shadow128_fml 0

Does that mean you're small?

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cleverarewe 0

dead girls don't say no.

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