Lifeless

By Motionless - 26/05/2011 09:55 - United States

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Today, I had sex with my girlfriend. This is the seventh time in a row that she hasn't moved or made any noises the entire way through. FML
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kg163401 0

I dub thee corpse ******

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yazah 0

Try deflating her and then blowing her back up. :)

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12fhstar 4

was it your blowupp doll again ?????? (:

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LJR589 0

I had a girlfriend like that once. she was a virgin when I met her. was with her for about a year, and it was always that terrible. virginity is this sought after thing except the girls usually lack pleasuring skill beyond opening their legs. so sad.

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jinxjem 0

In all seriousness, that sounds like rape. Silence does not mean consent. If she's not participating, all you're doing is using her to get off. How about you man up and have a conversation with her about it?

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Darkhatchling 0

get a real girlfriend and not a blow up doll!

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Osito2011 9

do her doggy style then play with her butt hole to get her to move around

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f_my_flip_life 5

You're doing it wrong.

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julien86_fml 2

what do you expect from a blow up doll ?

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chasity_27 2

well, you better check her pulse... she might not be alive to feel it. either that or that says a lot about you..... #pause

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queenk90810 0

dude she's not feeling you..

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Quasar_fml 0

I love how people are ready to believe that he's having sex with a dead woman, rather than saying he sucks in bed.

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