Lifeless

By Motionless - 26/05/2011 09:55 - United States

Spicy
Today, I had sex with my girlfriend. This is the seventh time in a row that she hasn't moved or made any noises the entire way through. FML
I agree, your life sucks 43 087
You deserved it 23 790
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kg163401 0

I dub thee corpse ******

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yazah 0

Try deflating her and then blowing her back up. :)

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Reidar 11

I'm guessing you're doing it wrong...

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jenjen0146 7

maybe you suck in bed? maybe she has someone she likes to **** more than you? maybe she prefers pussy? maybe she is just dead down there and it's time for a new girlfriend? either way...good luck!

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upgrade542 0

#346 haha she is like "ED?" i bet thats his lame ass girlfriend lmbo!

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ChrissiPumpkin 10

Not going to lie - expect her to break up with you soon. :( This is how I acted before my last huge breakup.

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sweet_hinder 0

Was she breathing. Or was she pretending to play dead so it would end quicker!!!

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AnynomousPerson 0

mabey your tappin a pillow

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