Lifeless

By Motionless - 26/05/2011 09:55 - United States

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Today, I had sex with my girlfriend. This is the seventh time in a row that she hasn't moved or made any noises the entire way through. FML
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kg163401 0

I dub thee corpse ******

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yazah 0

Try deflating her and then blowing her back up. :)

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laurenmacdaddy 1

im sure youre fine..just get some major flow goin on next time!

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Danielinwits 6

It might not have anything to do with you at all. That kind of behavior is a classic sign that she was physically abused in the past. This could be a serious issue and you should talk about it with her

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hopestar 0

maybe you should take a little time to see what she wants and why she's not into it.

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B0nb0N09 12

YES. If she's not into it, stop. There's this thing called the law and like, following it.

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jenna37 1

If you are significantly taller or heavier than her and are doing the deed in the missionary position she can't breathe or move! Obviously, if you got this far with her you must be doing something right! Go the next step and TALK TO HER, or at the very least try a new position!

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ZombieNyamCat 6

Sounds like you have a PLANKING problem. . . show her some ray william johnson videos. that'll clear that shit up real quick trollololololololol

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shadrach23 0

Maybe u just have a small dick

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