Lifeless

By Motionless - 26/05/2011 09:55 - United States

Spicy
Today, I had sex with my girlfriend. This is the seventh time in a row that she hasn't moved or made any noises the entire way through. FML
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You deserved it 23 790
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kg163401 0

I dub thee corpse ******

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yazah 0

Try deflating her and then blowing her back up. :)

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QBGirl123 8

She's actually dead...necrophilia much?

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Arza81 0

Cos she's getting it somewhere else. It's not the same when better Is on the side. Your just a fill in now. She just puts up with it cos she's a coward and won't admit she's cheating. Wake up idiot, u bore her!!! desert tastes better!!!

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kim0mook 0

time to get rid of the blow up doll and get a real gf.

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xxJonaKillsxx 8

Put it in her ass....that oughta jump start her ;)

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dr_octagonapus47 4

That would discourage me just a little bit **** your life man

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Ashenwolf 1

Did you check for a pulse before you started going at it?

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deransc 19

Keep hittin it - just dont marry her

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captainburke 5

Maybe making a lot of noise isn't her thing or you're lousy in bed. Either way be glad you're getting some!

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SkoomaKi 27

You're just not hitting the spot. The "G" one to be exact.

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Lisha_B 5

give her some attention outside of the bedroom. tease the hell out of her. then pull the I have a headache bit just when she thinks she's getting some. make her think about sex other than when u r humping her

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