Lifeless

By Motionless - 26/05/2011 09:55 - United States

Spicy
Today, I had sex with my girlfriend. This is the seventh time in a row that she hasn't moved or made any noises the entire way through. FML
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kg163401 0

I dub thee corpse ******

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yazah 0

Try deflating her and then blowing her back up. :)

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B0nb0N09 12

This is rape. Do not have sex with someone who is obviously not consenting.

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Dilwann 27

It's very well possible she consented to having sex. That still doesn't mean she had to like having sex. It's different. Don't cry rape when it isn't, this is how people don't take it seriously.

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Narelon 12

Necrophilia isn't a good thing, OP.

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judea95 16

If it keeps happening then why would you continue having sex with her?

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hunkoira 10

switch it up a bit. have her on top. ask her what her fantasy is.

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